Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, after years planning our wedding, booking a venue, a DJ, dresses and suits, a limousine, sending invitations, hiring caterers, buying gifts, arranging the honeymoon for the day after the wedding, we did all that flawlessly. What was the one god damn thing we forgot? To book a registrar. FML
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Top comments
JackDark 0
No offence, maybe you should try enter a relationship, or possibly wait until you're in a relationship. If a boyfriend found those plans, he'd msot likely think you were coming off too strong.
theta_fml 0
Ya this is probably why you're still single.
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Comments (146)
iheartjustinsane 0
Ahaha, what an idiot. :D
BritishHobo 0
I couldn't tell you what my house would look like if I was rich. Also, the wedding thing I'm torn with. I would never protest anything my fiancée wants for our wedding, but if she was like one of the women in sitcoms when they get married, I wouldn't be so understanding as the guys in that show. You know in most sitcoms, where it's the wedding day, and the woman just becomes an uberbitch, and the guy takes it because it's their wedding day? Or Monica Geller off Friends who just became a bitch period after her wedding. I think I'm getting off point here. So, yeah, my house...
mfmylifesrsly 30
YDI for being obssessed about getting married. You should be on vh1's Tough Love.
cthulhu1138 1
Way to put the cart in front of the horse.
Jaded4good 0
Maybe if the time you wasted onto planning imaginary events was spent on building actual relationships with real people, you shouldn't have to complain to a bunch of strangers on the net.
jaxwiturz203 0
So what she planned her own wedding while single, we plan our careers before we are of an employable age, what's the difference?
pendulum2012 0
There is a huge difference between a career and a wedding.
eggbrtshootsfire 0
...And this may be the reason why.
aardvarkish 17
be thankful there's no one to criticize your plans.
sarkasmos 0
bahaha you're amazing
Agent_0042 0
And maybe, just maybe, if women in general would spend less time, energy, and money planning/throwing the "perfect" wedding and other superficial shit and spend more on, say, paying off their debt and raising their kids properly, Western society wouldn't be nearly as deep in the crapper. YDI OP.
gingersnapper 0
Too bad all your efforts were for naught, OP. You better believe your future mother-in-law will have some input...