Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, after years planning our wedding, booking a venue, a DJ, dresses and suits, a limousine, sending invitations, hiring caterers, buying gifts, arranging the honeymoon for the day after the wedding, we did all that flawlessly. What was the one god damn thing we forgot? To book a registrar. FML
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Top comments
JackDark 0
No offence, maybe you should try enter a relationship, or possibly wait until you're in a relationship. If a boyfriend found those plans, he'd msot likely think you were coming off too strong.
theta_fml 0
Ya this is probably why you're still single.
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Comments (146)
Wicked_Killer_27 1
Maybe you should get a hobbie. Acually better yet get a cat.
carrotpuke 0
you're gonna stay single for a long time.
smackieonassis 0
Too bad you're CRAZY.
manstie 1
Well, no wonder your single, the wedding is probably going to cost too much with that kind of planning!
FMLmuchly 0
and yu wonder why yur still single?
Darkhumor 0
ydi for spending your life in a fantasy instead of using your time and energy investing in other areas, like meeting new people or helping others or finding a hobby - instead you choose to be a lonely delusional person unsatisfied with singleness fyl indeed - and you deserve every single second of it
shalizzz 0
Get out of the house! Right now! If you can find the time to plan an imaginary wedding down to the last detail whilst still being single , then you have way to much free time on your hands! How about using that free time to do something productive? Who knows, maybe you'll meet someone! Oh, and how about having a bit more respect for yourself as a woman? Do you think that being married will somehow validate you as a human being? A wedding ring on your finger is NOT an accomplishment!
hadescomet 0
Ah, its okay. I goto work every night and plan meeting my dream girl and when I do, I can't speak. Too bad shes also imaginary. Kinda sad in a way but it keeps my mind off of other things :D
meisangry2 0
HA!!! At least ur an optimist
Wuzzgoof 0
That's just plain creepy girl.