Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, after years planning our wedding, booking a venue, a DJ, dresses and suits, a limousine, sending invitations, hiring caterers, buying gifts, arranging the honeymoon for the day after the wedding, we did all that flawlessly. What was the one god damn thing we forgot? To book a registrar. FML
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Top comments
JackDark 0
No offence, maybe you should try enter a relationship, or possibly wait until you're in a relationship. If a boyfriend found those plans, he'd msot likely think you were coming off too strong.
theta_fml 0
Ya this is probably why you're still single.
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Comments (146)
Sazula 2
Wow. Maybe if you spent as much time and effort having a life as you have done with this, you'd probably have met someone to actually marry
fangles 0
This happened to me once, only I was dreaming. I dreamed that I was planning my wedding down to the last detail, flowers and all, and then on the day before the wedding I suddenly realized I had nobody to marry. I don't even want to get married yet and it was still the most depressing dream EVER.
barnes88 0
and you wonder why you are still single
foryou_fml 0
Being negative isn't going to get you a husband.
uneed2calmdown 0
and this FML is exactly why you're still single...
Meowinx 5
So lame! Get a life and then maybe you'll get a bf to go with it?? Just throwing ideas out there...
o0ginger0o 7
And this is one of the reasons so many marriages fail. People spend too much time thinking about the wedding instead of the actual marriage. You know, that whole short-sighted thing. They make all these plans for one damn day and don't bother thinking about the comes after the wedding and honeymoon.
AmbrosiaFan 19
IF you would ever get engaged, I'm HOPING you have the decency to ensure the GROOM gets a say in the wedding as well, as its HIS DAY TOO. Stop wishing and pretending, live your life, you'll find someone. Then you'll BOTH plan the wedding and COMPROMISE. I see you being a bridezilla.
SamaAndTheCosmo 0
You're delusional.. that's the type of behaviour men fear about us... it's called FREAKY! ..now go out there and get a life!
510lobita510 0
fail XD