Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up… except my fiancé. FML
Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML
Today, after years planning our wedding, booking a venue, a DJ, dresses and suits, a limousine, sending invitations, hiring caterers, buying gifts, arranging the honeymoon for the day after the wedding, we did all that flawlessly. What was the one god damn thing we forgot? To book a registrar. FML
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Top comments
JackDark 0
No offence, maybe you should try enter a relationship, or possibly wait until you're in a relationship. If a boyfriend found those plans, he'd msot likely think you were coming off too strong.
theta_fml 0
Ya this is probably why you're still single.
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Comments (146)
kbn 0
at least you'll be prepared..?
Cjmw 7
Maybe getting out the house might help...
beatlesfreak 0
I always think it's bad to get your hopes up for no reason. Simmer down, OP.
ArielTheMermaid 17
no shame. i do that sometimes. :D
shortie_sauce 0
thinking about her wedding doesnt make her lame in any way. and it doesnt mean she doesnt have a life. pretty much every girl dreams about her wedding day, single or in a relationship. theres nothing wrong with that. and to those calling her selfish cuz you have to plan WITH the groom: come on, you have to admit that most of the time, the man doesnt care about details. the wedding is for the bride and the honeymoon is for the groom ;)
bms1996 12
well at least you're prepared.the only thing you're missing is the fiancé.
deviable 9
Wow, that's pathetic. I'm sorry, but you shouldn't define your life based on whether your single or not because life isn't all about who you're in love with.
Anglwrfish 17
Way to go. Plan your funeral next?
courk94 6
Really ? if I were a bloke & found that out I'd think ur crazy .. Your Life can't be that pathetic can it ?!
kristena103 14
Look at the username