Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a job interview for a position at a police station. I asked to use the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door, locking myself in a stairwell. I had to knock on the door until somebody let me out. Safe to say I didn't get the job. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML
Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML
Today, I was at a job interview. The interviewer spoke to me for a few minutes, then said she would be right back, and left. I was left alone in a room for an hour and a half believing that it was a patience test. They closed the store for the day, leaving me in the interview room. FML
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Top comments
syki 22
Guess you missed your window of opportunity, there. But hey, when one door closes…
PenguinBitch 44
"What are your weakness?" OP: slide doors. Slide doors are my weakness...
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Comments (37)
Redoxx_fml 22
Guess that wont be on your resume skill section
joseph19921992 10
Speaking of resume, I need advice guys! Should I use the word "mad skillz" or would "mad skills" be more professional to put on my resume Thanks.
DaMann360 19
"Mad skillz" just to **** you over
syki 22
Guess you missed your window of opportunity, there. But hey, when one door closes…
aaron44 16
I'm not going to say he completely missed his opportunity, but his chances may have SLID down a little...
IloveToLaugh143 21
He was probably seeing right through them...
Karfrin123 10
You won't be able to open another
JJ_86 22
Hope he HANDLES the situation better next time.
ohSNAPyall 27
Do you really think this would hurt his chances of getting hired? All in all, I think it's a push.
sacrosanct2 23
we've all been there
miggles 16
um not really
mufasaniqqa 13
your a keeper.
kelsorg 21
you're
mufasaniqqa 13
Thank you, sir.
syki 22
*ma'am. :P
Rallred32 20
Hey, how's that baby doing? You know, the pandas! I've heard they're having little panda babies.
Rallred32 20
I'm sorry. I thought we were referencing Ryan regan. "Thank you sir--" "MAAM". "Ok, bye, person"
MondRubberduck 24
I once ran into such a door.... at the mall.
BlackDesire 19
i think you deserve it
foxwasalamb 24
...why?
brenton490 19
Hey at least they didn't run through it like some people!
PenguinBitch 44
"What are your weakness?" OP: slide doors. Slide doors are my weakness...
themaxx333 6
Butter?
DaMann360 19
Butters!....Kenny!...Kenny dies a lot
Spicemelon 5
A sliding door shouldn't determine the outcome of your career! Keep your chin up!
91hayek 31
And they just sat back and watched. Like Vito Corleone. That was their plan all along, just a final test to see how well you do in awkward situations.
kaylamarriee 10
On the bright side, you didn't run into the door. Good luck, hope they can overlook such a small issue. :)