fmll
Norway
Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
eeelise5296
United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML
Anonymous
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Jennagirl
Australia
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
angry girlfriend
West Harrison, United States
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Angry
United States
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Lilie
France
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
I'm out
Huntsville, United States
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Top comments
zingline89 18
Well he'll sure have blue balls now
iSnortWaffles 7
It could be from someone else in his family.
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Comments (158)
ShadowKnows92 7
Yep that sounds about right....
mozeltov 7
Well obviously you don't have a blue bra because you forgot it at his house, what's the big deal?
fmlover1326 1
dump his ass, you deserve better!
attentionpaysme 5
You don't have good grammar either
TruthBeTold36 3
Damn auto correct. I'm sure he meant to say hello and that he loves you.
eyeIoveyou 4
maybe OP's boyfriend will blame it on autocorrect :S
jomo111 5
"Oops"
MagicGiraffe 12
Here comes the "dump his ass" comments. Even though it could have been an innocent mix up.
FMMFL1992 3
Dump his ass right now
eltunas 5
Maybe he's colorblind?
ChilledDubstepa 6
Or maybe the bra was from one of his family members and he thought it was OP's?
ChilledDubstepa 6
Oh sorry, hadn't read #3's comment. Didn't mean to copy.
alyssamarie03 0
True,True...:)
kulliken 5
I suppose everyone's left out the sister possibility, the bf never said where this bra was discovered
yumlicious 4
@43 - The OP wasn't the only girl that he blue on. ...I tried?!
Humanspider 18
#124, you tried and succeeded in making me laugh.
Steve95401 49
Well, OP has a blue bra now.
thekewlest69 9
Winning!!¡
zomgbies 17
OP.... You mean EX-boyfriend, right?
beaglegal 42
what if OP's boyfriend is colorblind?
JaneChemi_fml 21
awkward....
KiddNYC1O 22
Aquard* duh.
neonsugarXx 0
No, the spelling was correct.
KiddNYC1O 22
I'm aware. It was an old reference, noob.
KiddNYC1O 22
So to speak... Playing devil's advocate are we?
graham11 14
52- no, you just don't have enough experience yet, young one.
iSnortWaffles 7
It could be from someone else in his family.
meganfoxsbitch 0
And what would his sisters bra be doing at his house?? Wait you're not from Arkansas are you?
thisisafunnyname 12
63, doesnt have to be he sister's bra. how do you know it's not his brothers? or dad's?
Fruit_Dealer 9
This happens often in my house. I mean by thist that my sisters & mom just forget that a certain piece of clothing is theirs and it leads to some mistakes. Since I'm just a fruit dealer, and not a personal detective though, I won't extrapolate further.
graham11 14
Dump his ass!! Obviously I'm not the first person to say this..
graham11 14
OP- "I think you forgot a pack of condoms at my house last night. Oh wait..."
iSnortWaffles 7
63, If they live together with their parents, then her bras would have to be in his house. Retard. You must be from Arkansas considering your brain capacity.
ohSNAPyall 27
Maybe it's just me, but I never left bras in my brothers' rooms. If you're old enough to wear a bra, you're probably doing your own laundry.
Wolveslikepie 4
63,open your eyes it clearly says op is from Norway...
Lanceeden 12
Now you do!
dadof2 4
i was thinking the same thing
zingline89 18
Well he'll sure have blue balls now
monely 1
If not make sure he does
xSonic 9
5, everyone thumbing your comment up is an FML no lifer for understanding......I'm one of them :)
zingline89 18
I don't always comment on FMLs, but when I do, I make sure they're gems.
unluckygirl86 4
he won't have blue balls if this blue bra belonged to his other gf..
Luddbutt 6
Life's a bitch. Then you die ;)
thanks_asshole 2
Nasty Nas, Nasty Nas
rainbo955 0
Nono it's; Sex, drugs, rock n' roll Speed, weed, birth control Life's a bitch and then you die So **** the world, let's get high.
KrazieKleo 13
For a second I thought it said blue ball LOL
artsyfi101 0
.....does he have a sister?
kewlkate 9
Or a male roommate with a girlfriend?
Portalcc 4
Or a female roommate with a girlfriend?
Livencountry 5
Naw, he lives with his roommate, Jackie, OP has never met.
sshelbyy11 6
No big deal, it's probably his moms bra
jacquesromualdez 12
Or worse, his boyfriend!
graham11 14
39- do you know something that the rest of us don't?