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Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ILiveWithMorons
United States
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
oD_Ronan
Olympia, United States
Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Anonymous
He's still got it
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
me.
Fort Wayne, United States
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML
notquitejuliet
Gibsonia, United States
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Fried
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Shelby
Nokomis, United States
Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML
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Doortje 30
How bad was the attack? Did you dye?
EffinTrollFace 0
maybe OP's dad used that as an excuse just so he could attack her.
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Comments (46)
papaya_master 4
You didn't think to inform him beforehand?
jiggyjiggz 0
he was drunk
karimkz 0
did u ask him of you can dye it? No?! then theres his excuse to beat ur ass
karimkz 0
If*
Celesta 11
Why would she needs her dad's permission to do anything to her own hair?
SoundnVasion 0
Because she might still live at home.
Yaggi 0
It's weird how her dad did not recognize her face...
ipwnlosers 4
Maybe it was dark?
CutiePie_101 7
No matter what hair color you have, shouldn't your dad recognize your face?
reggie77 0
you would think huh?
missmadii 0
she could have been facing the other way so he didn't see her face
saksxalmo 20
No. Clearly the OP's father has prosopagnosia.
ShrukiantheMad 0
Stay in the kitchen... "The more you know!"
deeters 0
must be pre shit dad not to recognise his own daughter
EffinTrollFace 0
maybe OP's dad used that as an excuse just so he could attack her.
Doortje 30
How bad was the attack? Did you dye?
turtle4938 0
Oh I see what you did there. =P
MrBond007_fml 6
what dose FTW mean?
elliewantscake 8
for the win, idiot.
xStiina 0
where you wearing black?
xStiina 0
were
soldier4life_88 0
maybe?!
chosha_fml 27
FYL, but it does have its funny side. :)