Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the only girl who likes me is a girl who is overweight and uses body acceptance as a reason to get mad at me for turning her down. Call me shallow but as someone who works out frequently, I don't want someone who douses herself with tattoos, thinking guys will fetishize her, instead of self-care. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
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Sam_Dchi 23
what a ******* douche
lsmith6150 18
That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"
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imintoNAndos 3
He should get another tattoo right on his forehead that reads "I'm a superficial Dick". If a guy only cares about appearance he isn't worth your time.
JCooney990 1
If it makes you feel any better, you're certainly not missing out. Attractive or not, he's a douche and not worth your time anyway.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Sounds like you need to get a tattoo that says "No ass-hats". He isn't worth your time or feelings. It is normal that everyone is attracted to different types, but he didn't have to be a dick about it.
rob1848 3
What an asshole.
blazingshot147 19
Well... I have no issue with fat women, however if my girlfriend got really fat (not gaining 20 lbs from 160 fat but like hitting 300 lbs) I would not be mean but offer to hit the gym with her because I could lose a few lbs myself. (I'm 6'3 at 245 lbs btw). The trick is to coax women into something with positive critisizim and offer to join her. Never and I mean never; be a dick and call her fat openly, but be honest and caring about it.
SpamPam 18
"Positive criticism" "coaxing" well aren't you quite the manipulative one.
staceyrose 10
You should get a tattoo on your arm with 'no douches'
urlifesuxbad 1
I'm not saying fat isn't beautiful but maybe working out would help or doing something to lose a couple pounds unless you like the way you look if that is the case keep on living
_DarkWolf_ 4
Remember there will always be idiots who will treat you poorly for some reason or other. Keep your chin up and remember some cute guys are really rather nice. You remind yourself you're beautiful. That's what matters.
Duggie1339 13
Yea he's a douche but if you don't have a gastric disease go to the gym or just work out at home. Stop complaining. Lets be honest we are all tired of posts like this... If this is seriously what anyone goes on FML for this then i will quit the app imediantly
AskingAnonymous 2
Aww that's horrible why must so many guys be such douche bags?