Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the only girl who likes me is a girl who is overweight and uses body acceptance as a reason to get mad at me for turning her down. Call me shallow but as someone who works out frequently, I don't want someone who douses herself with tattoos, thinking guys will fetishize her, instead of self-care. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
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Sam_Dchi 23
what a ******* douche
lsmith6150 18
That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"
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vanaathiel 13
If you're going to lose weight, good for you, but do it for yourself and not assholes like that guy.
chelseaalise 12
well, eff him and his beauty standards. hooks your head high with confidence lady! we are all beautiful!
PeachiePrincess 16
What an asshole that guy was. You deserve way better, OP. Just be glad that you saw this side of him, now you know to steer clear of this guy!
LovelessAlex 18
I know that feeling , OP. Just hang in there! The right guy will come along one day, and he'll love you just as you are. :)
ewhitbey 4
What an ass. I guess he doesn't realize that pin up girls were definitely not thin ladies. Most of them were curvy and had a little more meat on them.
withasmile 3
Hopefully all girls that see that tattoo, skinny or whatever, and realize what an insensitive a$$ he is and pass up on dating this guy. His tattoo shows exactly what he is, an unkind, tasteless ego maniac. You got lucky OP, this guy is a loser and you found out right away.
The_Notebrooke 6
Anyone stupid enough to get something like that tattooed on themselves should do us all a favor and not reproduce.
justinquijada 3
No offense but if u expect it to happen chAnge yourself for. A different result don't expect people will change just for you
MarBlu 2
There's a simple solution to these types of problems= lose weight
Gh0stlyPhire 8
He was a jerk for doing that, however, if you are that self-conscious about your weight, maybe it is time to change things! :) nothing is easy in life, let alone diet/exercise and finding a man, however, when you can be comfortable enough in your own skin and confident to know no one is out of your league, then you will be at the right place to be loved!!