Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the only girl who likes me is a girl who is overweight and uses body acceptance as a reason to get mad at me for turning her down. Call me shallow but as someone who works out frequently, I don't want someone who douses herself with tattoos, thinking guys will fetishize her, instead of self-care. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
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Top comments
Sam_Dchi 23
what a ******* douche
lsmith6150 18
That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"
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Comments (365)
EuphoricSadness 18
I'm sorry but, that's just the most interesting way to get rejected. How often does a man/woman ever do that?
nitrog100 21
The tattoo was definitely excessive, but there's nothing wrong with not being attracted to someone.
Hesher 19
Right, there's nothing wrong with having a type. What is wrong is insulting everyone who isn't your type. You don't need to shame someone to praise someone else.
punxrock 4
What an asshole.
Perry85 42
If I was single I would give you a chance :D I like bigger women :D
DatWeirdoDoe 9
Wtf. Op dont waste ur time. If it were me i wouldve went sharkiesha on him for calling me fat when the better word is 'thicker' than regular girls -.-
KingreX32 21
what an asshole
jl_word 10
Totally not cool
darlinguwillbok 7
You should've shown him one that says "No douchebags" Seriously I can't stand guys who have body standards for girls before getting to know them. They aren't perfect either
sassy2085 16
What an idiot hope ends up with a bulimic head case. He will be wishing for a girl with curves
Headcrab 29
Only a super douchey douche would get a tat like that,so you dodged a bullet there.