Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the only girl who likes me is a girl who is overweight and uses body acceptance as a reason to get mad at me for turning her down. Call me shallow but as someone who works out frequently, I don't want someone who douses herself with tattoos, thinking guys will fetishize her, instead of self-care. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
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Sam_Dchi 23
what a ******* douche
lsmith6150 18
That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"
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Comments (365)
FMLPostsFinest 5
Aww, I'm sorry I feel bad
redress 2
If his insides matched his outside he would be a giant buggar green slim ball with 4 eyes and 3 pinkies. (I hope this crazy statement makes you feel better) :)
donutcallmethat 16
I'm glad he has branded himself outwardly, so all of the skinny women he tries to date, will know he is a douche. But I'm sorry he did that to you. You people telling her to just loose weight, don't get it. Some people are naturally a little heavier and have to really suffer to keep the weight off, while others have health issues that won't allow them to loose the weight at all. Keep your chin up, OP, some men prefer women like you.
midnighteyes14 11
Maybe meeting you changed his shallow judgement.
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
yeah he's wrong for calling her fat but if she's too curvy for him wouldn't he go for a girl suited to his taste? and would she not be happier with someone who liked her the way she was as is? people are people, and we are carnal beings. its his nature to find one he likes, but he doesn't need to be such a crude ass about it.
SparkStar77 2
what a dickshit load
bryanjamieluke 17
OP here. I find it hilarious that when someone says "a little overweight," the first thought is said person must be morbidly obese. That, my friends, is not the case. I'm 145 lbs, which is "a little overweight" for my 5'4" frame. I don't usually go by BMI scales or what the doctors say; if I'm comfortable with my body at X weight then I have reached my ideal weight. I have a little fat around my mid section, not an innertube. I gained the weight after my son, Bryan, was concieved. I'm working to get the extra poundage off by hitting gyms (the cute guy in the FML I met at a local Y). To further explain the situation: I was running on the treadmill. I felt rather empowered and confident knowing I was working towards my pre-baby body. I've always been self conscious though so it took a huge amount of effort to talk to this guy, let alone even look at him. He was on the treadmill next to me and when he stopped, I stopped. I made idle conversation, commenting on his lean yet muscular build and I mentioned that is what I'm really attracted to. He then proceeded, without saying a word, to lift his sleeve up and rub the tattoo. "and THAT'S what I'm NOT attracted to!" he said before getting off his machine and moving onto weights.
criss90 19
No girl in her right state of mind would date a guy with a tattoo like that
kelsorg 21
I use to be that way you'll be able to find somebody keep your head up I will be alright there's assholes everywhere
samij20 6
What an asshole. He can go **** himself.