Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the only girl who likes me is a girl who is overweight and uses body acceptance as a reason to get mad at me for turning her down. Call me shallow but as someone who works out frequently, I don't want someone who douses herself with tattoos, thinking guys will fetishize her, instead of self-care. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
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Top comments
Sam_Dchi 23
what a ******* douche
lsmith6150 18
That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"
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Comments (365)
starcrossed2214 5
#asshole
dragons622 2
********
Xkillz302 10
What a shallow asshole.
kiss_1214 17
Hey, don't listen to other people. Having curves is better than being a stick! I bet you're absolutely gorgeous.
charmanderCHAR 5
@367 Omygod, being fat does NOT equal curves. OP even SAID she was overweight. Pin-up girls have curves; overweight girls do not. Educate yourself.
waka691 2
No one is making you keep on the weight. If it makes you unhappy then lose it.
NamelessFace 22
Slap him across the face, no one would blame you for it.
vincifer 4
my life
BeachGirl27 23
What a narcissist! You're definitely better off with anyone but him. At least you quickly realised that he cares more about looks than substance before you got your heart broken.
TLNEW 8
What a douche bag. Jezus. He needs to find a life. How stupid of him: no fat chicks -.-"
jescileigha 0
That is not even remotely ok. I would have been like "oh no fat chicks? Thats okay its no dick sucking douche bags for me."