Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the only girl who likes me is a girl who is overweight and uses body acceptance as a reason to get mad at me for turning her down. Call me shallow but as someone who works out frequently, I don't want someone who douses herself with tattoos, thinking guys will fetishize her, instead of self-care. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
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Top comments
Sam_Dchi 23
what a ******* douche
lsmith6150 18
That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"
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Comments (365)
Bluemonster3 26
Don't let it get to you OP, he is an asshole. Plus, he is stupid for getting such a tattoo
katie55220 14
Wow that's so terrible, he's an asshole anyway.
iamthunder 4
You should get a tattoo of a guy with a huge penis and put underneath NO TINY DICKS
NicH1799 20
#notaglandularproblem lmao... but still, pretty douchey to get that permanently on your skin
yoshi379 3
Hey op remember only dogs go for bones real men go for curves
Hesher 19
Or you know, real men go for the girls they like and don't insult others for their size. You aren't any better a person for calling skinny girls "bones".
pilusepi 10
Haha deserved
charleycheeks 6
Men like curves, dogs like bones :) that's how I put it :)
jackwilliams 9
I think you should lower your standards on looks and focus more on personality
toesparkle 13
What an assbag.
beckshniddley 10
I know a girl who's a size 16. It's a muscle weight. She's one of the best shot putters nationally. OP, could be buff, slightly overweight, obese, average weight. Whatever, but I think the FML was actually the tattoo. Who the hell who EVER get that shit on their arm?!?! XD