Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the only girl who likes me is a girl who is overweight and uses body acceptance as a reason to get mad at me for turning her down. Call me shallow but as someone who works out frequently, I don't want someone who douses herself with tattoos, thinking guys will fetishize her, instead of self-care. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
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Sam_Dchi 23
what a ******* douche
lsmith6150 18
That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"
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Pizzapiggy1 18
Gurl remember you are too good for that asshat. You are beautiful
SpamPam 18
Haha. Everybody listen up. Claiming you don't care if someone is fat or not, but then telling them to hit the gym to better themselves or for the sake I "health" is he exact same as weight antagonism. It's concern trolling that is vey annoying and likely OP gets it all the time. OP probably loves her body and herself for who she is. Not to mention, sometimes working out/not eating isn't enough to drop weight. Sometimes it's genetic. Our worth does not lay in our BMIs. And it is not your body. Telling someone what to do with their body is insulting no matter how you phrase it. Just cause it is masked behind false "concern" does not make it any less rude. IMO
chunkyandfunky 2
beauty is in the eye of the beholder, hold your head high, just because his idea of beautiful doesn't include you doesn't mean you aren't beautiful. everyone is in their own way and you'll always have someone somewhere who thinks you're beautiful :)
PollytheLadyPony 3
What a ****** tool!!
geminidragon01 9
Don't take it too hard, I'm guessing with a tattoo like that. 1. he has low self esteem. 2. has no girlfriend. 3. more than likely will end every day with a wank and cry. 4. the guy's probably hung like a pimple. any way. Don't let Pratt's like that get you down, and remember plenty of us guys find curvey girls super hot! The right guy will come. Unfortunately you have to wade through a bit of bull shit first. Keep ya head up girl!
warrik55 6
That guy has a serious case of being a jerkoff
emmanuelwade 9
Aww that's sad think of yourself of being thick :)
jobson 4
seems like an arsehole anyway
focenspeil 7
You cant be that bad.
Chase1289 12
Hahaha!!! That guy is a LEGEND!!!
Laughasaurus 6
Hahaha!!! You're an absolute douchebag.