Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML
Today, while volunteering at my local library, a guy who smelled like crap followed me around all day. Every time I would bend over to shelf a book, he would start grunting. Apparently, he's going to be at the library every day. FML
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML
Today, I rushed from work so I could get to the library to return a book that was due. The library closes at 7:00 p.m. I arrived at 6:56, huffing and puffing. The lady saw me, slammed the door in my face, and locked it. I now have to pay a late fee for 4 minutes. FML
Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML
Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML
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BlackBirdBillie 0
ah! as a daughter of a librarian...i grew up in libraries and surrounded by the book rules...that physically hurts me!!! lol
AnnaBananas 0
ewww why are people so immature now-a-days?
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BlackBirdBillie 0
ah! as a daughter of a librarian...i grew up in libraries and surrounded by the book rules...that physically hurts me!!! lol
curryndricegirll 0
oh I know right! I think something inside me just died after reading this.
drewfus2 6
How could anyone do such a thing to a book? I could not physically force myself to do something like that. It would go againsy every fiber of my being.
2oc 5
Worked in a library for three years and i gotta say, if someone tried this i'd hurl the shit covered book at their head
Jaded_anna420 11
As a lover of books in general this drives me crazy! Libraries keep records of who has checked out their books. I say hunt them down and make their parents pay to replace every book in the drop box or take their kid to court for destruction of property/vandalism.
fivetimeslonger 24
Why their parents? Make THEM. The parents didn't do it. They obviously didn't raise their children to be respectful, but the kids (I'm assuming teens..) can learn it the hard way. If not now, then when they are adults and get in trouble with the law.
AnnaBananas 0
ewww why are people so immature now-a-days?
BREEawNUHH 0
Kids must have nothing else to do these days. To the OP, that's ******* disgusting. I agree with #3- find the last person who borrowed it and seek revenge. :P
Mousebutton 0
It was a book review: "shitty book."
Plumppotato 3
#14, wow. "Kids must have nothing else to do these days". way to assume. it could of just as likely been an adult. possibly drunk. id actually believe that a drunk adult did that rather than some kids with nothing else to do.
zoolander951 0
Adults must have nothing else to do these days, if they're posting on FML
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
Actually, kids DON'T have anything better to do then cause problems for other people. I'm a teen and I know for a fact that most kids would rather get into trouble becuase it's something to DO. OP, find out who had the book last and WHOOP THEIR ASS!
Jck0ed 0
#14 Yeah they do, they watch Jonas Brothers all day long -.-
qwertification 0
you do know teens who do that dont watch those assholes they suck only girls like them you moron
XYZzzzzzzz 0
#130. or a drunk kid
awsamb 8
"Nowadays"? Children have always been mischievous.
zitromd 0
How disgusting. Stupid kids. Did you clean it out or throw it out? Try finding the person who last borrowed it and kick his ass.
krista17 11
It's really not that hard.. when you check it in, it shows up who had it out last. Any half-assed librarian would call the last borrower and obviously fine him/her.
wootie 0
oh my lord. that's terrible. I feel bad for laughing.... :p
lisaleg 1
you should've thrown the book out so they would've ended up having to pay for it....libraries charge insane amounts for unreturned books.
aback 5
They'll still have to pay for destroying it, and maybe for the rest of the books in the bin.
Avenging_Angel 0
Ahhh, that just kills me a little inside, being a book lover and having worked at a library before. I feel your pain
Glam_fml 0
Wow. Definately FYL. I will never understand how some people get amused by ******** in/on inappropriate places.
buckeyefan16 14
hahahahahha
iceblitz 0
Poor you... that would suck... some people are so stupid... why would they shit in a book.... some people have too much free time...
Jiplo 18
or too little common sense...
flip4tmac 0
Brutal! Favorite!
Crunchy_fml 0
Did you think it was funny?