Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend before school for not putting enough effort into this relationship. He said okay, and then HE WAS WALKING WITH A WHOLE NEW GIRL AT SCHOOL. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
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Top comments
Chowi_fml 0
High school boyfriends... a waste of time.
iris85_fml 0
hahahahaha
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Comments (292)
iris85_fml 0
hahahahaha
hahaohwell 0
i agree HAHAHAHA
Aero_boy 4
I agree, but damn.. did you have him in a concentration camp or something?
nirvanafan980 0
lmfao the girl probably wasn't random
ZTB13 4
Should have one up'ed him... Stand up yell INDEPENDENCE!!!! Ran over to the football team and had a gangbang right there in the high school cafeteria... I like to think outside the box :)
GiddywithGlee43 9
they were both boys
danimal_crackerz 26
You.. I like you
hypothetically 0
Meh. Not worth your time.
Blacksabbath211 9
how? this guy is my new hero hahaha
lazylacey 0
lmao! hilarious!
Lindsay46789 0
If you were expecting it, why not dump him first? I take expecting as that you couldn't have been too happy to be with him either.
bleedforMayheM 0
too clingy
yousodi 10
The pre emptive break up good one lol ive got hand!!
Chowi_fml 0
High school boyfriends... a waste of time.
waimcyked10 4
completely agree.
Vasir 2
You deserved it for picking asshole boyfriends. Or maybe you just sucked alot.
pattyrick4321 0
if she sucked alot, wht guy would bread up with her..? :D
RadioOctopus 16
MMM bread
3mILY_maRy629 11
Actually it says that OP is a guy.
shakenbake93 0
He's the one who made an ass of himself.
LuckyMeeeeee 0
Agreed.
mad_molly 0
shoulda got there first! Though he'd probably still do that anyway :P
genius_man16 1
ahahahahahahahahaha that guy rules.
Jord111222333 0
Ahh. Women always need at least one bad "man" to become stronger inside. You may have worse later on! FYL
skyregit 0
um... the OP is a man
noliver_fml 0
And his boyfriend kissed a girl when he ran away. So either he made his gay bf straight, or this is totally fake
sarabraun8 7
how do uk the op is a man
imHighoffLife 0
It shows it?
regenerate 19
or the op's boyfriend could be bisexual.