Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML
Today, my half-sister lied and told my mom I got a girl at school pregnant. My mom is unreasonable at the best of times, but after a full hour trying to get me to name this nonexistent girl, she's calling every parent from school to check if their daughters are hiding a secret pregnancy. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my mum went and told everyone she only went to the doctor after being ill because my brother told her to. It was me who'd been telling her for weeks to go. FML
Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML
Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
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Top comments
Epickitty58 29
I love how much parents trust their kids these days
ComoEsJuan 24
So when's the baby due?
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Comments (72)
colvindj 22
your mom is a great detective haha
ballbags 14
I agree with Mom to get you tested. She probably feels like this is her fault you got pregnant.
chazzywazzy654 22
Did you even read the FML?
paintedchocolate 30
Just get the check done if it helps your mum sleep at night. It's not like you got anything to hide, do ya?
NormaBates 10
" But mum I am only 9 !!".
sayhisoph 26
Oh that trust. Just do it and shout "I TOLD YOU SO"
Khaleesi_D 9
I feel like this is gonna turn out like Jane the Virgin
Shmatterhorn 38
When the test comes back negative, OP's mom will most likely demand a second exam by a different doctor. Just to be sure. *smh*
jordaandanielle 17
Judging by the way society is today, i don't blame your mom, but then again, she should trust you until you give her a reason not to.
Sathane 21
Better hope you're not pregnant. :P I don't know you but when someone isn't trusted there is usually a reason.
Goream 8
when ever i mentioned anything even remotely related to pregnancy, or even getting a new boyfriend, my mother automatically assumed i was pregnant. and always made me take a test and when they all came back negative she assumed i faked the test. my mother is crazy. i can relate.