Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML
Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML
Today, my 55 year-old mother faked a pregnancy because she was jealous of all the attention I've been getting since I had my twin boys. FML
Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML
Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML
Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML
Today, my pregnant wife has been crying for hours after she found out that I’d slept with the woman who does her ultrasounds. That woman happened to have been my prom date nearly 20 years ago and I had no idea she moved back in town, let alone worked for our doctor. FML
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Top comments
Mightytall 35
Jealousy is a bitch ...
paigexox0 37
Well when you start to show, she's gonna look prettyyy stupid
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Comments (118)
Mightytall 35
Jealousy is a bitch ...
zandalee 20
And she's disguising herself as a "best friend". Watch your back OP.
reneetlovesyou 30
Could it be said she's.. impreganting others with lies?
Vedarshi 11
Apparently, her best friend is one too.
cheeky_booty 11
keep ur friends close and ur enemys closer....
BatmanPN 20
Hopefully she was just messing around with OP...
paigexox0 37
Well when you start to show, she's gonna look prettyyy stupid
trex454 21
not to mention when the baby is actually born
lnheritance 19
OPs friend will claim she's 'gaining' weight due to depression. Giving birth will definitely be a eye opener for her.
lafcadi0 7
It's pretty easy to tell the difference between weight gain and pregnancy on most women.
jujuthefroggy_fml 16
I don't know how it works where OP lives, but in my country, if you had more than one ultrasound made, you are already showing....
MRVOlivia 22
If she wants to prove she's a liar ASAP she could get a fake pregnancy stomach. They make them by weeks so it would be possible.
Godsofdracos 15
It's the same here 68; if there has been multiple ultrasounds, then she's already showing. People either are just too stupid to realize it and believe her friend, or they think her friend is a liar. Let's hope for the second.
cryssycakesx3 23
I think she has a real pregnancy stomach.
Lil_Red777 21
It depends, I'm 6 months pregnant and I'm just now showing and I've had a couple of ultrasounds.
nix1993 41
Not necessarily, my mum had already and 3 ultrasounds by the time she was 6 months pregnant with my sister but was still wearing her normal jeans. She didn't start noticeably showing until almost 8 months.
acerredrum 23
It varies from person to person, I had four ultra sounds before I entered my second trimester because I have a history of miscarriage.
jerryj 27
Tell everyone that she herself is "faking" stories for attention.
cakefete2 31
Bad idea. That'll make them both look stupid. OP just needs a few more weeks for the best comeback line of all.
Danny_Boy12 13
Don't roll in the mud with the pigs #3, you will get dirty.
lexiieeex3 32
Yeah OP just needs to dump the friend and move on. Everyone will soon know the truth.
MandyMeow_fml 18
Well at least now you know your best friend is a rude twat. I'm sure no one thinks that and she just looks like a dumb ass saying it. Good luck with the little one.. And your friend.
lysx84 24
That's not a "best friend". You can do better.
cryssycakesx3 23
but maybe she can't though.
lexiieeex3 32
95- Everyone can do better than that, everyone DESERVES better than that. Your comment was completely unnecessary.
DArthurVaderian 18
It was a joke #98 calm the **** down
Simplyeatapples 15
Well, maybe you shouldn't consider her your best-friend anymore.
BlackFames 16
And she's still your best friend? You must be close.
askullnamedbilly 33
What the hell is wrong with her? I may understand feeling a twinge of jealousy when someone else is being showered in attention and you aren't, but to go as far as accusing your BEST FRIEND of lying about a pregnancy? That woman has serious psychological problems.
Lil_Red777 21
Especially when she knows for a fact that OP is pregnant.
VanessaNal 13
What a bitch.
Coccinelle_fml 15
Wow I sure hope she's not your best friend anymore.