Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML
Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML
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Sharise21 0
That very same thing happened to a friend of mine Freshman year of H.S. I pointed out that one of our teachers looked to be pretty far along when I noticed her big belly and my friend (trying to suck up and be friendly) asked her when she was due...in front of the ENTIRE class. Turned out, she was never pregnant. Needless to say, it took my friend a while to get back in her good graces.
dsr9016 0
HAHA, that sucks. But thats more of FHL then yours.
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Comments (31)
dsr9016 0
HAHA, that sucks. But thats more of FHL then yours.
vollyball921 0
thts a common mistake it's not FML worthy
victoria4161993 0
hhaha that's mire for your mom not you
Gfrigo 1
F the fat girls life.
greeneyebeauty9 28
"Today, someone asked me how far along in my pregnancy I am. I'm not pregnant. FML"
Boomi 39
This is why you never ask someone if they're pregnant or not.
maiden_girl 5
ROFL at #1
Atmaster 3
agree w/ 1 only how is their comment funny
Idonebeenhad 17
^
rachelroller 0
I thought everyone knew not to ask that. Your mom probably lacks common sense.
StarFoxy2010 0
If you're unsure, don't say a word. =)
Sharise21 0
That very same thing happened to a friend of mine Freshman year of H.S. I pointed out that one of our teachers looked to be pretty far along when I noticed her big belly and my friend (trying to suck up and be friendly) asked her when she was due...in front of the ENTIRE class. Turned out, she was never pregnant. Needless to say, it took my friend a while to get back in her good graces.
bigggie 0
Not it problem long as u keep it head down
vooper 0
I'm pretty sure I heard the reverse FML for this. "oh sorry, I guess you're just fat'
Nacirema20 0
omg... lol. that sux... FYL.
cupcake93_fml 0
Ohhh man that must have been embarassing. I know people are saying that it's not the OP's problem, but still, when you're with someone and they say something like that, it reflects on you.
codenameshutup 0
well she shouldnt be fat then