Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML
Today, my half-sister lied and told my mom I got a girl at school pregnant. My mom is unreasonable at the best of times, but after a full hour trying to get me to name this nonexistent girl, she's calling every parent from school to check if their daughters are hiding a secret pregnancy. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my mum went and told everyone she only went to the doctor after being ill because my brother told her to. It was me who'd been telling her for weeks to go. FML
Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML
Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
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Top comments
Epickitty58 29
I love how much parents trust their kids these days
ComoEsJuan 24
So when's the baby due?
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Comments (72)
MurkwoodForest 24
Plot twist: she's actually pregnant
rayraydayday 15
It's okay OP sometimes parents just over worry about their kids, I'm sure once you get checked she will realize that you were telling the truth and trust you more!
chosha_fml 27
After the pregnancy test, insist on an apology.
cocainewhore 30
I don't. My parents were like that, there never was any trust.
sahmnc420 13
Haha well maybe she's wanting a grand baby
millspills7272 1
Literaly my mother
PrincessZelda_HR 22
Unless you're related to OP, her mom has some explaining to do about why SHE was pregnant.
ZombiePandaFace 7
*One week later* Today, my mom forced me to get checked out by a doctor, turns out I'm pregnant. FML
Oat_Oat 4
A couple of years ago. I had such a bad migraine I couldn't even see. Ii had to sleep because I was in complete pain. My parents decided I was acting "too weird" to be having a migraine, so they made me get up at four in the morning when my head was still crazy hurting to take both a pregnancy and drug test. Of course, they still acted like I did something wrong so I could never really gloat about how wrong those a-holes were. Needless to say, I understand your pain.
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Go with it and screw her over.
kiaora_fml 11
Maybe your friend is pregnant but what happens if you go to the doctor and find out you are too :P I did that and I was married, mum and I were joking, went to the doctors and I was! could backfire OP lol