Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
Today, while playing Mario Wonder on my Switch, I missed a very simple jump at the end of a level and in response, slammed my foot down, hard. Unfortunately, my foot collided with a loose beam on my desk, causing it to break. My dad found out and told my mom, and now they've taken away my Switch for the day. FML
Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, I wanted to show my teenage daughter what we did when I was her age. We used to breakdance, so I stuck on a Grandmaster Flash track, and tried some old moves on the living room floor. I spun out of control, smacked my head into a wall and pulled a back muscle. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML
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afdude87 6
well, you should have.
allmidnighteyes 11
She's right. Stay in your dance space during Just Dance. That shit gets intense.
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cowboyy_fml 0
omg wow
b182link 0
play viva las Vegas and shoot her in the face
Micayla 12
My mom would so do this to me.
Takador 3
i was playing Hot Stuff with my mother and both our hands hit the ceiling fan.
shhhitsasecret 0
me and my bro smashed our hands together a few times playin that game. haahh. who knew dancing was so dangerous. aha.
NavySEAL13 0
moms are b*tches
StudMuffinette 17
ur mom sounds like a real bitch
XxNinjaDaytonaxX 0
ooh that sucks
ComfortablyNumbb 0
Ew wii is stupid
derpherp 0
Nu-uh! Wii is hardcore! It makes families beat each other *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
DVecc 0
explain that to the sales figures that beat the ps3 and Xbox 360 now shut the **** up when your opinion doesn't matter.
Bobissmall 13
The Wii is also a lot cheaper, and appeals to a much wider audience. Personally, i feel that the Wii sucks because i'd prefer a "hard core" gaming console.
docscientist 10
Monster Hunter Tri is not casual.
scarletchamber 0
are u fucke up
afdude87 6
well, you should have.
MyNameIsBruce 0
I was just thinking that.
Froz3narr0w 0
Agreed.
michele_13 0
agree. xD
Insane_Tea 15
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRR!!!
gooBUZZ 0
How's that her fault? If you're implying that...
starryxeyes 2
I don't think she's implying that it was her mom's fault, I think op's more upset that she was injured and instead of her mother giving her any sort of sympathy she basically said that she deserved it.
adime 4
But she deserved it, so she shouldn't be upset that her mom didn't pity her
Winchesterlover 0
How does one deserve to have their skin and finger nail ripped off? Mind explaining that to me?
jayyvonhatesyou 11
It wouldn't have happened if you stayed in your dance space, lmao YDI
Anubyte 0
haha, sorry
Sylverstone 2
Too bad. I'm sure they said to be careful of your surrounding when flailing the remote.
mintcar 10
She's completely right. Damn brah, stay in your own gat damn space.
hachoo 0
You're not funny at all.
mintcar 10
I didn't know I was TRYING to be funny. How did you interpret the word "brah," "YDI," and "gat damn" as funny? ?????????? HOW???????????!!
docscientist 10
16 - You're not relevant at all.
xMexicanXJesusx 0
#27- You didn't say "YDI"...?
mintcar 10
I know, but I implied it. XD.
CryMoreFMLs 15
no, you didnt. You're stating the obvious....
mintcar 10
She's completely right. Damn brah, stay in your own gat damn space.
Kelita 0
LMAO!!!!!!