Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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Top comments
guilty4associate 0
so? i don't see the big deal here. pay the fine, and next time, don't litter.
suckstobeyou3 0
Morals of the story- 1) Don't litter. 2) Don't smoke in the first place.
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Comments (96)
allie2590 31
Well, if what you did truly made any difference in your life, I'd say the ticket is much better than lung cancer.
sephirothyeti 0
Smoking in public is the equivalent of urinating in a swimming pool. Its disgusting. Littering is also bad. If you're gonna smoke, do it private where people who want clean lungs don't have to breath your poison.
Witchcraft_fml 5
That's what you get for littering. Congratulations, you contributed to the Earth's depletion in a different way than blowing your disgusting toxic fumes into the air. A polar bear just starved to death because of you. I must say, though, I've never been more enraged than the time I saw a cop throw a cigarette out the window of his car.
blacklite69 0
YDI. The side of the road is not a rubbish bin.
HotSauce_fml 0
Good for him. You broke the law dipshit.
youthink_fml 0
All you nasty smokers litter every time you light up. Stop throwing your butts out the window you disgusting pigs.
ozymandias_fml 0
I find it amusing you care more for the easily (relatively) replaced car than you do your difficult to replace lungs, or even more difficult to replace planet.
Grangoire 0
Littering != Self-control And quitting your self-inflicted addiction is not justification for breaking the law. Next time actually have a little REAL self-control and dispose of them properly. YDI
threeghosts 0
What a waste of cigarettes... xD
DAN7IEL 2
way were your very next words.... I need a cigarette