Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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Top comments
guilty4associate 0
so? i don't see the big deal here. pay the fine, and next time, don't litter.
suckstobeyou3 0
Morals of the story- 1) Don't litter. 2) Don't smoke in the first place.
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Comments (96)
skybeau 0
Some people can quit smoking just like that. Some people can give up any addiction overnight. Note: I said "some" people. I have friends who have gotten rid of cigarettes without any problems. Similarly, my dad gave up drinking 4+ cups of coffee a day when he realised it was affecting his health (it aggravated his asthma). While most people need time and assistance to quit smoking, there's a very good chance that the OP chose to throw the cigarettes away more as a symbolic way of showing he's going to try and quit, NOT because he thought that tossing them out the window would miraculously cure him of his addiction.
noshitsherlock 0
DUMBASS, ever heard of a trashcan?
cornsnake 0
ydi for littering but im happy to see your quiting smoking. most wouldn't care so atleast this fml isnt completly stupid unlike most ydis.
movies12 0
Oh well pay the ticket, at lease u made a very good desicion to quit smoking and I give u props for that! :-D
nuclear 0
Couldn't you have waited till you got home or something? Or just not have thrown them out your window? Whatever, YDI.
Gleeful 0
YDI. Way to litter.
AKBIGCAL 0
Well it's still a good thing to quit smokin...
Nyuu_fml 12
Don't throw your shit out of the window. Sheesh.
Ninjaface 0
Wow, that cop smoked you.
Serial_Killer 0
If you weren't so dumb you wouldn't have gained a fine. next time litter them in the back of your car or find a bin.