Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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guilty4associate 0
so? i don't see the big deal here. pay the fine, and next time, don't litter.
suckstobeyou3 0
Morals of the story- 1) Don't litter. 2) Don't smoke in the first place.
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Comments (96)
gameoverman_fml 0
Dirty smokers. You drive around poking your butts out the window, then when you quit you're still throwing your packet around. KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!
karmasab17ch 0
ydi douchebag
karmasab17ch 0
ydi douchebag
kaonashi_fml 0
Because it would of course be too much trouble throwing your litter in a trash can when you got out of your car. Idiot.
were_giraffe 2
ydi. yes congrats on deciding to quit but you picked the wrong time to throw them out nothing wrong with a little bit of planning
Seb_or_Sam 0
Good for you for deciding to quit smoking!
Goosie 0
you're an asshole! how hard is it to wait to throw your shit in a trashcan? I can't stand people like you...do you also throw half empty bags of mcdonalds out your car window too? ignorant! selfish! retarded!
emanhernandez 22
Dude. It was a spur of the moment god you act like just because he did it this one time he's a monster and should be hanged calm down
SS_Anon 0
congrats that you quit smoking which totally outweighs the littering in my opinion PROTIP: if you are in a car and you need to throw something away, just throw it at the back of your car
FerrariCake 2
Please keep smoking. If you're so stupid to think that it's ok to throw your trash wherever you like, society needs to be rid of you as soon as possible. Please smoke twice as much as you did before. It will help the tobacco companies and it will help society in general when you're gone and no longer throwing your trash around.
NumberZine 0
Since you crushed them you didn't need to throw them out your window. They were unusable anyway. So basically this FML is: Today I littered. I got caught. FML