Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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Top comments
guilty4associate 0
so? i don't see the big deal here. pay the fine, and next time, don't litter.
suckstobeyou3 0
Morals of the story- 1) Don't litter. 2) Don't smoke in the first place.
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Comments (96)
jordon_lough 0
**** all of u if he wants to smoke let him ******* smoke and **** cops they can just **** off. Who cares if he littered the earth is going to hell anyway **** IT
sulitak 27
well aren't you a big flipping ball of sunshine
fatcow282 8
lol fail
romanianboi 0
ydi for smoking
TheThrasher_fml 0
Kill cops!!!
nyc_sailor24 2
Good for you for quitting! But YDI for littering.
godamnitmotagain 16
That's my problem with smokers. You just think the world is your god damn trashcan, flick you flaming cigarette butt just anywhere why don't ya. Oh I wanna quit? I'll ruin a whole pack and throw it on the side of the road.
emanhernandez 22
He did it so he could stop he wasn't thinking about that he was thinking of his future so asshole leave him alone damn y'all get mad about on thing then another just because also like you've never Thrown something out the window
hurley12 30
Good choice to quit. But littering is illegal just pay the fine and move on..
canada1030 6
YDI for littering, but good job on deciding to quit smoking
Tawnkat 13
Bet you needed a smoke after that, huh?
zfump 3
Why would anyone say he deserves it for trying to make that change?