Today, I made the decision to quit smoking while I was driving in my car. So I took my pack, crushed it and threw it out the window. I felt triumphant about this change I was making in my life, until the cop I didn't know was behind me gave me a ticket for littering. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I decided to quit smoking. During my lunch break, I tried to ash the KitKat bar that was in my hand after I took a bite. FML
Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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guilty4associate 0
so? i don't see the big deal here. pay the fine, and next time, don't litter.
suckstobeyou3 0
Morals of the story- 1) Don't litter. 2) Don't smoke in the first place.
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ladiesman14 0
i hate smokers. blow their nasty pneumonia and bronchitits on everyone at every damn entrance to every place. then they throw their butts everywhere even though a butts half life is 983 YEARS.
olivejuice001 0
Blowing their pneumonia on everyone? Yeah, you're right. I hate pneumonia blowers too.
drinkupgorgeous 0
THIS.
Pastor_Rich 0
smoking sucks, period..also don't litter, there's an Indian with a tear rolling down his face watching you
Six_and_the_Moon 3
Love this
Kai21 0
Native American. Unless you mean a person from India. which I doubt.
ladiesman14 0
you shouldnt smoke unless your A REALLY HOT GIRL who wants to be in ****. i hate all other types of smokers though.
ladiesman14 0
also i hate when you go into a resturant and the server just came back from a smoke break and smells like A wet dog that has been smoking. makes me lose my appetite and i dont tip them either.
wienerwagon 0
Oh my god, are you serious? You are such a ****. What someone decides to do during their break is none of your business. If they need a cigarette (yes need, have you ever been addicted to something? the urge you get for cigarettes is stronger than the urge for food) then who are you to judge? It's not like they're blowing smoke on your food you 5th grade D.A.R.E ******.
skybeau 0
You're right that they have an addiction, but chronic smokers smell ******* awful!! It's very difficult to enjoy a nice night out when the person bringing you your meals smells of cigarette smoke. I have worked and spent a lot of time with smokers, and there are ways to reduce the smell (deodorant, chewing gum, even changing your shirt can really help). If you're going to be spending a lot of time with other people, it's only courteous that you try and make sure you don't make them sick with your stench.
flyboy57 0
good for you! quitting smoking is very hard.
ladiesman14 0
also hate it when you work in an office and the smokers take a 15 min break EVERY hour. then you to smell them when they walk down the row to go back to their desk. i dont think ANY of them realize how bad they SMELL.
RubixMonkey 0
Nope. I told my ex that if he smoked while we were dating we were done. He showed up smelling like a ******* ashtray. We broke up. He didn't understand how I figured it out.
igneel54 0
good for you. i hope you were serious. and besides 1 or 200 dollars is nothing compared to the money youll be saving on hospital bills when you get lung cancer
powermad80 2
But still, You did make a good decision to quit smoking. Today is a day to feel good about.
ladiesman14 0
if we moved all the smokers desks OUTSIDE at work , i think they would be alot more productive. my boss said TRUE and GREAT idea but building a smoking area or smokers tent like that would cost $ 70,000.00 . so AGAIN smokers make us ALL loser$.
muffinsareyummy 1
pay the fine and move on.