Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, my dog was all over me, and I couldn't help but notice she kept sniffing towards my boobs. Turns out, she wasn't there to get love from me. She was there for a piece of food that I didn't notice had fallen in my bra. FML
Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, I took my dog out for his walk, only to find out that I had an extra bra hanging vertically out of my pants. Thankfully, the only person who saw me was the maintenance guy, who looked very confused, so I just smiled at him. I had no idea why, I only realized when the wind blew it against my leg and I saw my shadow. FML
Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
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Top comments
Broeman 0
Holy crap, you're a woman and you wear a bra? How will you ever live this down?
livexlaughxlove1 0
that's not even that bad.
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Comments (76)
giganticbrain 0
Lame.
livexlaughxlove1 0
that's not even that bad.
Zhejan 0
AND THE PUN CHAIN BEGINS: This is the "breast" FML I've heard in a while
RubixMonkey 0
Geez, guys she just needs our support.
UpYourself 0
Probably wouldn't have been so embarrasing if you didn't chase the dog
cl9595 0
#30 wins
gameoverman_fml 0
The dog is definitely Breast in Show.
FarSide 23
The dog just likes smelly underwear.
Zhejan 0
#66 wins
rastilin 0
The neighbors have bras too. I doubt it's anything they haven't seen before.
DLBL 23
Agreed. Period-stained underwear would be worse.
Broeman 0
Holy crap, you're a woman and you wear a bra? How will you ever live this down?
DameGreyWulf 1
Yes YES YES this If it had been underwear you "wet" yourself in, then this would be a proper FML.
thelukeman321 0
lol it depends? were you wearing another one at the time of the pursuit? or did it just grab the one you were about to put on? I hope the answer is b; makes it a lot funnier
White667 0
This whole FML is just silly, why would you chase him? That's the only reason that it's odd,
supercu96 0
lucky neighbors xD sooo what color is it? xD jk
23lf 16
"Jk" jokes don't work on FML
skybeau 0
If you were a man, that would be embarrassing. You are a woman. Most women wear bras. Who gives a shit? Your neighbours may joke about it every now and then, but it's not even close to an FML
GR3453m0nk3y 4
exactly its an ordinary bra big whoop grow up
nitrogirl 0
yah, it's a good thing yer wearing a bra....
LeStab 4
no but really what color was it
iTony_fml 0
not that bad atleast it was your bra!!!
supercu96 0
#7 hahahhhahha at time like this where I want to be superman (x-ray vision xD)
myballs 0
Not really that embarrassing. FML is getting locked out of your house naked. People seeing your undergarments isn't that bad.
misspeg 0
pffft shit fml...next!
null_fml 11
This is really not that bad at all. How many of your neighbours were actually outside or looking out the window at the time? But it's still funny, so I like it.