Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, my OCD reached a new high when I used a correction pen to white-out an eyelash which was photocopied onto every single page of my reading material. I did it because the eyelash was too distracting and I couldn't finish reading the article without the urge to rip it into shreds. FML
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
Today, as I passed a printout over my shoulder to my mum, I managed to give myself a papercut on my tear duct. FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, I was cutting some paper when I accidentally cut a sizeable chunk out of my finger. I went to my car to get my bumbag (I'm a lifeguard) so I could patch it up. I then promptly got a large piece of glass in my foot. FML
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
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evan_7899 28
well, make another
addioty 19
We are on the same boat :/
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addioty 19
We are on the same boat :/
TheGreatPotato 19
The boat better be spotless.
bellebe1998 16
No. The boat better be straight.
addioty 19
I don't see why I've been down-voted, I was just trying to relate to OP that I suffer from OCD as well. There are MANY butthurt inhabitants on FML.
evan_7899 28
Maybe you should go clean, it might cheer you up
martin8337 36
And shipshape too.
Snide_Sniper 3
1-Have you been diagnosed? Or are you just anal? There is a difference.
addioty 19
Did you see my reply to DocBastard's comment? Making assumptions makes an ass out of you and me. I've been clinically diagnosed.
Snide_Sniper 3
36-I have been diagnosed as well. And asking a question is not an assumption. I would have to answer the question to be assuming. I didn't want to assume, that's why I asked. And no, I did not see your reply to Doc's comment. That is one of the problems to using a mobile phone app. Comments update peeiodically not constantly.
golden_warrior 23
45 - it's just your phone. Comments on my phone app update constantly and right away.
evan_7899 28
Same here, to prove it I was the second comment and been commenting since
moondoglou420 17
#20 probably because it's "In the same boat." Sorry, now you got my OCD going too:P
JMichael 26
I arrange my books and movies in alphabetical order and by genre. I get literally pissed off if someone comes and messes it up.
melons 44
76 - I also arrange my CDs and DVDs alphabetically, but it doesn't mean I have OCD, it just means I can find what I'm searching for much faster.
ForwardUn2Dawn 18
#60 If the boat is large enough aren't you considered "on" in addition to being "in" it? One is rarely "on" a dingy, rather than "in." Where as one could be "on" an aircraft carrier. No? Not trying to be a grammar nazi, seriously just wondering.
kinky44 28
OCD doesn't mean you get annoyed at things like this. Ill go into detail if I need but right now all I'm saying is that this is not OCD
RoboCunnilingus 23
#36 No one assumed anything, he asked a question.
Riku714 25
Yup, OCD sucks :/
evan_7899 28
well, make another
Kamon97 23
Hey that would piss me off too and I don't even have OCD >.>
masterofnight 9
Accidentally? As opposed to purposely getting a paper cut?
mkcontrollers 11
That's pretty bad.
starile 20
Your neatly encircled video game controllers speak otherwise.
mkcontrollers 11
Yep. My OCD wins a lot too
Tommiix 15
Then make it straight
Horsempeg 25
How do you get a crooked paper cut, or one not on a straight line I mean?
saraitkddh 47
it's straight but not vertical
Candybeth 4
this is when you get the razor blades :P
isallwaysme 27
not funny.
saraitkddh 47
there is a thin line between funny and jerk and you sir crossed the line to the latter one
kumarina 35
Yeah, a douche
happyforever 15
I get annoyed by paper cuts by the mere fact that I'll forget about it and then put on hand sanitizer soon after.
Paradoxxxx 16
That happens to me all the time and its quickly followed by dancing in pain :p
MichellinMan 20
Holy shit, that's the worst thing ever. It makes you want to scream like a little girl.
evan_7899 28
Just like lemon juice in any cut
happyfingers 15
Lotion stings almost as much as hand sanitizer... unfortunately I manage to cute my fingers a lot and often massage my boyfriend with lotion. I almost never realize my finger was cut until the lotion gets in it. >.
jazzmin1997 16
#52 Want to scream like a girl? Do make you scream like a girl!
TheImaginarySong 16
One time my OCD was so bad I reached over to the person's desk next to me in class and straightened their pencil. Then I got in trouble cause the teacher thought I was cheating.
awagh666 14
hahahaha ...and I straighten picture frames in other people's homes
Wizardo 34
You should get some advice on that, this sounds like the beginning of a shit ton of annoyances.
goose12321 11
Try not to get too cut up about it.
andrew6p 19
Lame
goose12321 11
Duh, that's why I posted it.