Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Hey good lookin'
Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML
Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
Creeped out
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, at work, I wanted to scare my best friend, who is also my coworker. Thinking that he was cleaning the women's bathroom, I snuck in and right when I was about to scare him, my store director came out of the stall. FML
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RenoTheRhino 30
Tell a teacher or the principal. That could seriously escalate.
Robbieisadowg 16
Report him!
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RenoTheRhino 30
Tell a teacher or the principal. That could seriously escalate.
camsterjoe 12
I think it just did....
RenoTheRhino 30
Maybe next time, his eyes won't be closed.. ;)
fakedsincerity 32
agree. could go to her house next. scary.
ShiiteDisturber 9
Is his name Tom? If so, peeking is in the name, so his eyes may not have been closed the ENTIRE time.
kman8599 8
Or peeping?
HKCgrimmjow 15
No man... Let him have his moment, peeking tom, do go on.
siniclehamster 16
If by escalate you mean OP could wake up chained to something in his basment. I completely agree :/ OP needs to get a restraining order.
LinkandSaria 10
Well that must of.... Escalated quickly... -puts on shades- YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
creeepy
arsay1729 14
sad joke
MrsDruidess 23
OP do tell someone! If you are still in high school, see if you can talk to the guidance counselor and principal at the same time. They will take it from there. If you are in College, call the police! He is too old to be doing shit like that and knows better unless he's "special needs". I know that sometimes we don't want to make a big deal about somethings but really this is a big issue, it might be harmless now or just with you but this is how creepers start creeping! Nip it in the bud fast and with the help of someone with authority!! Let them take care of it, they will know the correct amount of action to take. Don't be shy when your feeling like this, take care of yourself!
GamerG0DDESS 29
Out of every school I've been to, my principles either ignore the problem and call me a liar or they tell me to "talk it out" with them... I hate this town/state... Anyways, hopefully, OP, your school is not like mine and they will do something. If they don't do anything, go to your local police department or whatever authority WILL act upon such an event and ask for guidance. That's what I had to do to get something done.
paigexox0 37
Just like 109s comment
Robbieisadowg 16
Report him!
Kamon97 23
Hope that perv gets suspended
Damian95 16
What he's doing is not only creepy but illegal.
truecommenter 7
you don't know what fun is
arsay1729 14
#107 and what is fun in this may I ask?
turdoblast 21
#107 i cannot stop laughing at your comment omg
mcr2000 11
tell him to stop following you and you dont like him
Rainhawk94 27
That'll just get him hard
mccrightp 29
Is there a way to tell him to eff off and alert the cops to what you've done. Leaving a proven trail is important.
fantasyworld 39
He'll see it as a challenge and try harder.
ThatPlankton 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At least he was polite enough to keep his eyes closed when he poked his head in there.
Madridsta1999 7
#4 His eyes may have been closed, but pepper spray also affect the nose, mouth, and some special kinds of pepper sprays can burn the skin.
Robbieisadowg 16
#50 were you trying to respond to #29?
euphoricness 28
61, it clearly states he's replying to 4
Brianna_Ray 23
That is seriously creepy!! Maybe you need to start carrying pepper spray?
Adeptasaurus 12
His eyes are closed! Pepper spray won't affect him!
BradTheBrony 19
Capsaicin doesn't only effect the eyes.
slyde32 12
once he opens his eyes, he should feel a burn
HJKM_fml 19
Pepper spray is illegal in some areas. Best off telling an adult you trust. Also, document each instance so you can show what he's done. Also, when and where. Best of luck OP.
Brianna_Ray 23
I'm just saying that if he is willing to follow her into the girls bathroom at school, what other creepy things is he willing to do!
forevralone 13
I think you would be allowed to use pepper spray of someone is stalking you and followed you into the bathroom
razi1 20
How will that work if his eyes are closed?
SammyS2012 21
97- you would think that, but if it's not allowed, it's not allowed. even though pepper spray is legal here, i had mine confiscated at the county fair for having it in my purse. now i dont have it in case of an emergency :(
Hiimhaileypotter 53
#113- I've heard wasp spray works as well as pepper spray, plus there's a longer spray reach. ;P
SammyS2012 21
o.O Wasp spray? Like... I spray them with a wasp pheromone so that wasps come and eat the rapist alive?!?!? WHAT A GREAT INVENTION! Um... I mean... I would most definitely look into wasp spray. :)
pugphone 7
carry Nokia spray. he'll survive pepper, but not those things.
Mother_Earth07 7
You need to speak to a teacher or the principle about this! This creep is really crossing the line and no one should be made to feel uncomfortable!
WellThatSucked89 13
Speaking to the principle seems like a good idea! It's the principal that this behavior cannot be tolerated that will drive him to see OPs side :)
cttwtr 10
Methinks you're confusing principles. ;-)
WellThatSucked89 13
Methinks I was doing a very bad pun. Apologies.
yeti37 16
Report him, and stop stalling...
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
Haha... Beat me to that pun.
Sports_guy3 28
I'm sure he didn't mean to make a pun... or did he? o_O
alexhanakahi 14
Haha. Stalling...
cuppycakeslove 20
That's crossing the limit, and could result in a serious issue. Definitely talk to someone
Alexeon 9
Just tell him to **** off
KawaiiCupcake 14
I bet OP did by now. And I sounds like it didn't work.