Today, I have a final for my precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realized that I'd forgotten my calculator. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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70% less brain power
Today, I had a very hard and long exam and I was completely prepared for it. I was so confident in my abilities and I'd studied really hard. When I entered the exam hall and took the paper, I realized that I had forgotten to bring my calculator. FML
Today, a few people in my class used calculators on the math final exam, even though it clearly stated at the top that they weren't allowed. The teacher found out, and now everyone has to retake the 200-question exam. I didn't even use a calculator. FML
Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
Today, I reached my exam center late after taking the wrong metro twice, only to find out that I forgot my calculator at home. FML
Today, I failed my trigonometry exam because my scientific calculator was on the wrong setting. FML
Today, I found out that I've been taking the wrong math class all semester. We're only a few weeks from finals and I have no drops left. FML
Who are you calling random?!
Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML
The old switcheroo
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Teacher bust out the sad smiley face
Today, I got my multivariable calc final back, only to realize that the ten points I got off was for putting 10 + 15 = 35 on a problem. My teacher wrote ten question marks and “No???? 25???? :(“ next to it. FML
Time wasting
Today, after having spent all of last night studying for an algebra test, I find out that the test was on a completely different chapter of my textbook. FML
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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
You didn't calculate a good exam plan, OP, but I won't go off on a tangent...
Pleonasm 36
YDI cos(you are a moron).
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stinewd 9
That's too bad, but there must be someone you can borrow one from?
StalkerChick 13
Probably not. Not many people carry 2 graphing calculators around.
stinewd 9
There may be other students at the school that has one, or maybe the teacher has a few extras or something.
StalkerChick 13
High school? Maybe. College? Unlikely.
shannonreneee 11
Can't hurt to frantically run around (the lecturer could have one as well) but generally people won't have them unless they need them then and there. Doing all the working out etc and follow through points can help?
megzaz 10
You surely shouldn't be using a graphing calculator for an exam? Also, I know plenty people from my maths undergrad who'd bring two scientific calculators on exam day just in case. I hope you found one!
ygdrassil 17
Who takes precalc in college? You don't necessarily need a graphing calculator for that, just a scientific one. Lots of math teachers are bitchy and won't let you borrow one if you forget yours.
TaffyMichele 9
Where did you guys get "graphic calculator" from? Maybe it changed already, but I'm looking at it now and the FML just says calculator...
StalkerChick 13
My bad. I usually use graphing and scientific calculator interchangeably. And at my university, precalculus(MATH 1113) comes after college algebra(MATH 1111)
KindaFunnyRight 8
A lot of people commenting on this post have no idea what calculus even is >_>
whostolemylama 12
Exactly, there must be someone you can borrow it from. To everyone, you need a graphing calculator for pre-calculus. Not a regular. You could do without, but the immense time you would lose will only let you get one question right. Your name. (Exaggeration) I'm thinking you're a high schooler since Pre-Calc isn't a necessary course for college. Just ask someone who takes trig or geometry or even algebra since thats when they require you to have one.
fmmfl1993 1
I forgot my calculator for my Calc test in College once. I went to the math department and asked to borrow one. I just had to give them something to hold until I returned it so I gave them my car keys.
spekledworf 18
In my precalc class we're not allowed to use calculators.... remember to double and triple check your work!
Hockeyboy4280 18
Honestly, I couldn't imagine doing Algebra 1 without a calculator, let alone any higher math. Physics is even hard WITH a calculator. I feel sorry for OP on this one, FYL.
sonicgreg 12
My teacher has a drawer full of lost calculators, she demands a hefty fee if you need one though...
AllThingsBright_ 11
Did anyone else read "I was feeling pretty orgasmic" for a split second?
Redoxx_fml 22
Maybe you're so well prepared you won't need one...but just in case ask to borrow one
biggestfan23 11
I'm guessing you haven't ever taken any form of advance math classes
missriddle 4
Maybe *you* didn't. In most countries profesors teaching advanced calculus and other math related subjects (discrete mathematics, statistics, advanced algebra and geometry and so on) do not allow students to use calculators, mostly because many calculators can calculate integrals, derivatives, can graph and so on and the purpose of those classes is to teach you to do it yourself! I find it truly amazing that in an advanced country like USA and in subject like precalculus they not only allow but also require the use of calculators.
ScaughtieHolden 11
Being prepared for math, ha!
nanny1010 12
Well (#39) it sure didn't take long to turn this into "a hate on America thread".
MURIKKA 11
39- In my AP calc class, we are never allowed to use calculators, because, as you said, the point is to be able to be able to do everything on your own. However, just like OP, we were allowed to use calculators in my pre-calc class, as the cosecant of 7, for example, is not something that is easily calculated, and spending time calculating it is just a waste. Instead, we were permitted to use calculators to calculate values such as cosecant of 7, but we had to show all of our work. I am sure this is how OP's class works too.
Redoxx_fml 22
I suppose people need a calculator for sarcasm as well, guess they got left at home
Acik91 26
In IB math exam is divided into three papers - you are allowed to use a graphic calculator in two of them and you can;t use one in the other one. Assessing different skills, basically. What is wrong with using calculator anyway? It's the thinking that counts the most, the calculation itself is of secondary importance. (Sure, the misplaced comas and so on are important in the real life projects, but for the exams? One point only for the correctness of the result, the rest is how you come up with the answer).
missriddle 4
How the bloody hell did you get "hate the America" from my post? :P I think it is a very advanced country and many of the best universities are there. I've been there countless times, both for work (yes, legally, in IT field) and pleasure. Not everyone out there is to make fun of your country, so please don't give people any more excuses.
Sinamoi 18
If Newton could do it without one, so can you! On second thought, you might just want to make sure you have everything next time.
Pleonasm 36
HIs must've gotten lost... in translation.
ise3 10
Lol but newton had calculus. This person is taking precalculus. Which means they dont have calculus
onlychildFTW 34
I feel bad for OP. I really do. That really sucks. Really badly.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
You didn't calculate a good exam plan, OP, but I won't go off on a tangent...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Math-oughts exactly. I really need to stop with these puns...
Pleonasm 36
Can't resist... must resist... It's a sure sin of memory loss if you forget your calculator, OP. I mean it's pretty irrational to forget that it is an integral part of your success, you'd think the thought of bringing it with you would be recurring. It's pretty primitive of you to do this with mental maths, the numbers won't add up, and it's just plane silly to try.
gc327072 31
Now wait just a secant, how could you forget that??
Atchoo 8
wow.... just... wow..........
jackal181 7
Assuming OP is a girl, lets hope she doesn't fail because secant do trig!
TrailblazerSS 5
Now lets not subtract from the real problem, guys.
david008 4
That honestly just sucks
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
Not really. When I took pre-calc, the only math that could be done with a calculator was the simple stuff.
Pleonasm 36
YDI cos(you are a moron).
Redoxx_fml 22
I sin what you did there
LiterOfCola 16
That's sin(sensitive) of you to say!
Pleonasm 36
Your replies are not variables, they're just too constant for me to differentiate between the two, it's abSurd.
cradle6 13
That response wasn't acute.
LiterOfCola 16
Secant a guy make a comment without getting thumbed down? If only I were Tan like Pleonasm, then maybe my comments would curve.
Pleonasm 36
Your graph just went negative for a little while, now it's limit is tending to +infinity :) I wonder when all these a-sin-ine math jokes of mine will come to their maximum...
whostolemylama 12
I believe we're tangent from the real conversation. Because this conversation is merely the derivative of the original.
lolfood 24
I don't feel like my comment would a good addition to this.
thefreelove 9
OP just wanted to sin their own death wish.
wickedninja918 1
f(yl) op go and eat some pi it might make you feel better cos(it can't make you feel worse)
MrHotShot22 6
I hope your Asian, if so it's all good.
2dog 15
Does anyone else get extremely curious when they see this?
fmmfl1993 1
Alan got to this comment.
EpicSquishii 21
They don't have calculators for students borrow? That's a trifle odd, isn't it?
LiterOfCola 16
I feel like you wrote this comment solely to use the word trifle in a sentence..
EpicSquishii 21
I feel like if I wanted to use the word "trifle" solely for the fun of it, I'd have come up with a hell of a lot more entertaining sentence. As it is though, you're wrong. Trifle isn't that interesting of a word anyway.
LiterOfCola 16
Well you're right. Your sentence is not entertaining and trifle is not an interesting word
EpicSquishii 21
So what exactly is your point aside from reiterating what I just said?Correct me if I'm wrong but.... Isn't that kind of a complete waste of time?
KiddNYC1O 22
Ah, the Internet. Lol.
GothicAngel95 16
That sucks OP, but good luck on your final tho.
serviabrasileira 9
I study economy, and we're not even allowed to use a calculator during exams...
amandajlucas2015 2
Ya that's what I was thinking.. All of my precalculus and calculus classes I was never allowed calculators on exams so I'm sure u can do it just fine w out one too
alissa222 15
Often times if a teacher allows a calculator they never even teach how to solve the problem without, as bad as that is.
ALlamaOnFire 20
Sherlock? I thought you were dead...