Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
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FFML_314 12
I have a wild suggestion. Don't speed and don't park where you're not supposed to.
keenan61194 4
YDI Dipshit
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Comments (133)
StoryOfTheYear 15
What a fine day you had
the_sodomizer 0
when in doubt bust on her ****
chuchurocket 4
her ****? :O
Blue_Coconuts 7
Obviously this means you need to stop driving. You can't follow the speed limit, and can't park in the designated parking spots. Let me guess, you don't wear a seatbelt, and drive drunk every so often? Get off the roads.
airforce987 20
47 echoes the hearts and minds of every male who is sick of woman drivers
MrQuest 0
zing!
Incoherently 0
YDI for being a bad driver hahha.
Shitz_N_Gigglez 0
Learn how to ******* drive. YDI
Giorgio272 2
I speed all the time op. but we are different you and I. itself I am not a complete douche. second I don't get caught.
Hotshot132 0
47. says the person doing a wheelie in his picture lol
ILoveMyXbox 0
53 u suck to cause ur chinese
imnutsss 0
wow 48..you're a wise one eh? even the fact that the OP is a male, you surely must stick to your chauvinistic "opinions"..dipshit.
islandjew247 0
Says the guy popping a wheelie on the road...my friend just got his license suspended for that, lol.
Hi_Itz_Me 0
#74, I love how you put quotations around "opinions" when there was none needed. You can't disagree that that is his opinion. #48, women are bad but not nearly as bad as Kansas drivers. I fear for my life when I'm in KC Kansas.
CRAZYBISCUIT 7
Sorry mates but it's another guy look at the gender.
Jennifra 0
I don't believe 47 pic is him, he changes it all the time. But idk. Anyways OP YDI. I also speed but have never been caught. I have been in a serious accident though. Wasn't my fault however.
Shookitup 0
I bet you the guy that gave you a ticket is reading this and laughing ^.^
livrox 0
^^^hahaha #1
Macromartyr 3
Maybe you should listen to some rules??
Steban 0
ahahahahahahahahahhahahs
deafeningsilence 8
61 wins!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
88: Then do yourself a favor and stay away from DC and MA. Particularly MA-- those Massholes can be terrifying.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Only one person got my joke :[ or at least took the time to make a comment about it
Blue_Coconuts 7
103, I change my picture, but they're all pictures of me.... As for the stunt, my buddy was just getting some pictures of me riding, and as much as I'd like to say it was intentional, it wasn't. I just hit too much throttle and the front end popped up. I damn near pissed myself, but the picture looks good.
mellowjello22 0
not the greatest day huh?
crimsongetsu 0
47s comment is fakin ironic wen u lewk at his picture
JokingJoe 0
48-win. but unfortunately this man drives poorly.
Steban 0
73 = win. hands down
Anduhrew 0
This is why some people should not drive.
iloveweezy 0
hey why the heck do you have an FML account "Blue Coconuts"? cause this site is for funny FMLs. it's people like you killin the mood that make it not fun. this is no place for advice. take your butt to Cosmo.com. delete your profile. we hate you
keenan61194 4
YDI Dipshit
StoryOfTheYear 15
^^^ Crikey! Lookit the soize 'uh that Beaver! Must be named Justin
keenan61194 4
lol, I cut the mop off. Time for a picture update!
ZoroFresh 0
lol angry beiber eat a dick
VolleyballSMASH 1
yes, time for a picture update, mushroom head.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I thought 15 had a pic of that douchebag millionaire real estate guy from Bravo. Oops. O.o
charleycake 0
88 dont be dissin kansas drivers. i think ur confusin us with kc mo, not kc ks. women from kcmo are the worst
Hi_Itz_Me 0
first of all #173, you commented on the wrong comment. second, I will admit, the women drivers here do suck also, but all of Kansas should get their licenses revoked.
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
1st time-fluke 2nd time-accident 3rd time-Aw, you totally deserve it.
PrimeStarscream 30
OP is a moron.
WarmPigBelly 4
Good god op!! Hope your not under 18 cause you just lost your license!
jessica980 2
wow sucks for you
serbodude 0
are you seriously that retarded to park in an illegal parking space 3 times in one day?
apples_2_oranges 0
are you retarded? read it again dumbass. op got a speeding ticket and on the way to pay the fine, got another one. and when paying for the fine got a parking ticket. one trip....
Raleigh_bruh 7
That sucks. He's just doing his job.
joeyrocks 0
fail O.O
miniluda12 12
ikr, park correctly next time
miniluda12 12
ikr, park correctly next time
monty25 0
dammmmmmmnnnnnnnn
yoube 0
lolblack
FFML_314 12
Wtf? ^
NorcalOunce 0
dude no. karmas a bitch though. mustve done something...
FiFah3 1
whatever he's doing he needs to stop it lmao
Hi_Itz_Me 0
Ya, he was probably SPEEDING.
Djosef_fml 0
Yep. OP drove fast, buy karma was faster.
the_flirtt 0
3 times the charm and u have the worst luck ever
milakitty21 0
ouch!!
TribalSeed 4
Fun in the sun
FFML_314 12
I have a wild suggestion. Don't speed and don't park where you're not supposed to.
johnnydudeman 0
*gasp* you amaze me, you revolutionary thinker!
FFML_314 12
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