NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
stinkyhair
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Help!
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
angie24w
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
missed
United States
Sprinkler system
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Can't hold it in anymore
Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML
lookwhereyasittin
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML
never again
Bakersfield, United States
A real ******
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Shamed
United Kingdom
Sneaky
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Anonymous
United States
Help!
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter
Steffi3 40
Classy.
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Comments (199)
malachite1357 11
How does that even happen? Actually...never mind. I don't wanna know
baconofthepan 7
Blumpkin??
chefnoel22 11
Eww its your own fault you are the one who decided to do it there ''you NASTY!''
pizzaloverchick 9
Was it intentional or rape? If intentional, you deserved it. If rape, then your life sucks. either way, FYL.
dirah__ 13
why would you do that? you had a choice?
CandyApple88 13
Totally classy. The only way OP could have done better would have been to chose a night club toilet. Hmmm. Did OP bother to ask their name?
DarkSoul666 12
ALL HAIL SATAN
ugafan29379 18
"Stay classy San Diego" Ron burgundy
abNormal62 23
You lost your virginity in a port a potty And your respect on the Internet with making this FML Seriously dude? Seriously!!! Clearly this is a double "you deserved it"
happypenguins 24
Oh how romantic