Anonymous
United States
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
stinkyhair
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Help!
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
Anonymous
United States
Help!
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
angie24w
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Anonymous
Carrollton, United States
I'd give it ten minutes if I was you
Today, I was stuck in a stiflingly hot port-a-potty for 30 minutes with the worst bowel issues ever due to food poisoning. To make things worse, the maintenance guy came two minutes in to drain the thing and had to wait outside till I was done, muttering angrily at me as I took the humiliating walk of shame to my car. FML
good-samaritan-fail
Australia
Good deed of the day
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Maggie
Nice mental image
Today, I had no choice but to unclog a toilet with my bare hands. FML
mississpissi
Slough, United Kingdom
Many rivers to cross
Today, the waste disposal truck managed to tip over a Portapotty on our work site, causing the contents to overflow and run down the bank towards my Portakabin office, where someone had left the door open. All my money, ID, and my car keys are now shut off to me by a river of shit. FML
S4L
France
Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
Top comments
zukinihudini 0
Dont they just push open?
JustinComments 3
What a shitty situ-.. Just kidding that's not funny..
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Comments (154)
zukinihudini 0
Dont they just push open?
JCLynn 11
OP must have been in a fancy one.
SillyFart 7
Seriously look at all of these shitty comments they're all the same (no pun intended)
nava1210 12
Where is it so I can tip it over?
m0tl3ycru3 0
Tape up the holes so there's no ventalation
JustinComments 3
What a shitty situ-.. Just kidding that's not funny..
unitedfan11 0
Wow...just found another good reason to not use a port-a-potty
2ndSucks 15
Thanks 51, for pointing out what has already been stated about 34 times.
rallets 23
kick the door pussy
mejiiaa 0
Who else it getting fed up with the adds on the fml app? -______-
trollfaced 2
Only If you were in jack ass LOL
SirObvious 1
lo que es una situación de mierda. Maybe the new way will make it....nevermind I'm so sorry:(
AwkwardPartyBear 24
132_ you sir, win
Daralea 21
Uhoh! Ur ine trouble!
bgibbz 15
That's a shitty situation.
illmatic2 16
You're not funny.
SillyFart 7
Neither am I
saIty 17
Wow 6 poop puns in a row. I want to bang your heads on an oven.
m0tl3ycru3 0
Apparently an absurb amount of thumbs down doesn't keep people from resisting a joke that has been more overused than kim kardashians pussy
urdirtyolduncle 15
^Is there such thing?!?!?
xosportsgirl14x 8
...absurb isn't a word. It's absurd. :/
Kolden 11
That's pretty crappy bud.
Kolden 11
Damn some did it first.
_Oblivion_ 12
No one would give two ***** either way bud
npnptracking 7
No.
iliketurdles 7
132, did you just say "that's a shitty situation" in Spanish? If so, well played sir.
bubo_fml 11
Shitty situation...(Someone had to start it!)
zukinihudini 0
Yeah, the second comment
JCLynn 11
Yeah, #2 did.
flockz 20
hey 2 already said that.
JCLynn 11
Thanks for pointing that out.
flockz 20
just thought i would point that out.
whisperingeye13 0
#2 already said it! (someone had to be the first to let you know)
nava1210 12
67- Yeah, #8 did.
KiddNYC1O 22
I like turtles...
audiofreak95 0
sounds like a shitty situation
SillyFart 7
Nope not funny
rcloca 10
You have just been... pottyfied!
natashax21 5
/facepalm
rcloca 10
Yeah I realized that as soon as it was posted.
chickenwalrus 14
You have just... completely failed! but the repenting is respected.
npnptracking 7
I'm sorry, but nobody here cares about your opinion
ohmylanta22 5
I agree with 122 just because you said that 115.
ohmylanta22 5
I agree with 122 just because you said that 115.
CheeseOnTheSide 3
Haaah, that stinks.
YummyBubbles08 0
Literally. Heheheh.
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
Sir, what you did there. I sea it.
YummyBubbles08 0
*see
boofgall 16
Shoo, grammar nazi.
hercs95 0
"Killin' Nazis"
Decapitation 3
The room you're in isn't a porta-potty it's actually a room equipped with a tank of poisonous gas, waiting to go off. You will also see a box of laxatives to your left. The key to your escape was hidden in your lunch. You have 60 seconds. Let the game begin.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
That's why I hold my ***** in
Skittlepickle 13
Thats..impressive?
KiddNYC1O 22
Be nice to your colon, man.
dumboears 8
Skittlepickle, your profile didn't make me smile. At all. Not even a tiny bit. Just saying.
goaliemkl123 8
I smiled at skittlepickles photo....
M0rt 0
Nice to know shitpants
Jcsurfshop 8
FMColonITA!!!
npnptracking 7
Wtf..?
Skittlepickle 13
Hope no one tips it over..
thisisafunnyname 12
wait, what was OP doing inside the handle?
flockz 20
projectile shit at the door and knock it down.
felah17 6
That's some funny shit,dude!! I LOL'D!!
_Oblivion_ 12
Sir, take your things and leave this thread
EvilPotato 15
83 was that pun intended? Cause if it was I'LL KILL YOU! ...