Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML
Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
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Top comments
ItsaMeLuigi 6
Words cannot describe how embarrasing that must have been.
AussieChild 22
How does that even happen?? I've heard of young children getting stuck, but an adult...??
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Comments (106)
ItsaMeLuigi 6
Words cannot describe how embarrasing that must have been.
shayshayshazam 14
I feel like "FML" sums it up quite nicely.
1Brucie 2
This is a true FML
klol_fml 11
Yes, what a shitty situation.
shadowdragon1 1
Well how is the not talking with the person going for u
heygirlie777 21
22-just go away. Your overused pun is not welcome here.
tjv3 10
Awkward silence? It's not social hour OP do your business and be done lol
IceColdSnow 11
How the crap does that even happen?
IceColdSnow 11
Sorry didn't mean to wright last comment... Didn't know how to cancel comment... PS before you judge I'm blond so give me some slack...
AussieChild 22
How does that even happen?? I've heard of young children getting stuck, but an adult...??
pbonham 22
Maybe OP is petite
SystemofaBlink41 27
Or a midget...
ScaughtieHolden 11
Women don't put the seat down, they'd rather fall in and complain than actually put it down.
ALlamaOnFire 20
In public I hover... Maybe OP lost their balance and fell down hard... :')
Krajjan 9
No one else has questioned exactly why someone has an "awkward silence" in the crapper? Silence while pooping is golden. Conversation while pooping is awkward.
XxskyelovexX 13
Maybe what OP meant was that they were both ******** and it got really quiet so it would be very awkward for one to continue what she was doing because the person in the next stall would hear. I know I feel weird peeing in a public bathroom if there is only one other person in there because I don't want them to hear my business.
realSlimjimShady 7
Battle-shit time
Firuzzy 10
How did you manage that? FYL OP
honeybadgerr 9
How big is OP's ass? That's what I'm wondering...
wickedninja918 1
that aqward moment when a thread jacker's comment is better than the original commenr
llamalpaca382 13
That awkward moment when you spell "awkward" wrong...
Lucious306 7
That's embarrassing and awkward
COOL__Coal 12
^ no shit.
Lucious306 7
Exact words? Embarrassing isn't in there at all.
kaymi 17
How does that happen?
loloalltheway 23
You realize that is almost the exact same question as #2 and #3?
kaymi 17
There wasn't any comments posted when I commented then they popped up. Oh freaking well.
loloalltheway 23
39: i guess i didn't think about that...
SkoomaKi 28
It's easy enough to use your arms to haul yourself out, so why couldn't you OP. WHY?!
magentaballoon15 8
maybe they're an amputee, and didn't need you to make them feel worse
tylermt1999 17
How do they type then?
spazz666 18
Ever heard of talk to text? It's not that difficult of a concept to grasp. Think before you comment.
FYLDipShit 4
More importantly, how would they wipe their ass then?
Pleonasm 36
"Houston, we have a problem." "Moon Landing attempt failed, abort Entry Mission, abort!" "Forget it, Bert, it's all down the crapper now."
TourettesGuyFTW 26
OP will be the butt of all jokes now! That sucks ass!
denden_mushi 11
One of them probably farted and the awkward silence followed that.
ginivillarreal 5
Maybe, as long as the other person is truly talking to OP and not on the phone.
buckdharma 38
i farted and i cant get up.
teyyoshi 19
you win！
DKParth13 5
No you need to exercise!