NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
stinkyhair
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Help!
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
angie24w
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
missed
United States
Sprinkler system
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Can't hold it in anymore
Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML
lookwhereyasittin
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML
never again
Bakersfield, United States
A real ******
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Shamed
United Kingdom
Sneaky
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Anonymous
United States
Help!
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter
Steffi3 40
Classy.
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Comments (199)
StarDust5921 16
Ew. I think you need to re-evaluate your life. I'm all for spontaneity but you have to have some standards.
rockwrench 18
You may have lost more than your virginity. Better get your shot card up to date.
dblogic 19
OP's next FML post.... Today I got a staph infection on my dick which turned gangrenous & rotted off FML. The we all ask why & he replies, "oh yeah, remember my other FML where I shared that I lost my virginity in a porta-potty?" Totally YDI slumdog!!!
kaitlin1234567 9
It's your fault, don't go looking for sympathy.
Caroline_Grace_ 20
I mean, you could've just not done it there...
megansheeran 21
That's nasty...at least it didn't tip over
nialls_girl 13
Well that's crappy.
Mkm1997 20
Doesnt matter had sex Haha but no that sucks but you deserve it
spacepants 11
well.....it takes two. so YDI.
the_rad_brad47 18
How is that possible
JHPugh 19
They were horny AF. They saw porta-pottie. They went in. They ******. Pretty simple