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stopfollowingmemeansstopfollowingme Matraville, Australia

Today, I tried to repay a friend's kindness by taking her visiting brother out for lunch while she was at work. He must have misread my friendliness, as he ended up following me home. I had to call the cops. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Explain the situation to your friend, I'm sure she'll understand. And good call calling the cops, you can never be too safe these days.

Wow he was like a puppy ya feed it now it thinks it's yours 🙄😵😂

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_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Explain the situation to your friend, I'm sure she'll understand. And good call calling the cops, you can never be too safe these days.

I just wanted to ask if you wanted to invite me inside

The correct response was tazer the —— out of him. As he’s lying on the ground with soiled pants he’ll learn. You might want to ask you friend before you do anything of that nature. She might have warned you he’s creeper. My brother while harmless AF is a creeper. Before he well let’s say went a bit Goodyear man child I warned girls he’s harmless but boundaries aren’t a concept for him. In one case he flew to another continent to “surprise” her.

Sounds like your brother has a form of Asperger's

Wow he was like a puppy ya feed it now it thinks it's yours 🙄😵😂

I would have misunderstood, too. Your friend is not really benefiting from the repayment, so it looks like a sneaky way to score a date with the brother.