NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
stinkyhair
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Help!
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
angie24w
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
missed
United States
Sprinkler system
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Can't hold it in anymore
Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML
lookwhereyasittin
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML
never again
Bakersfield, United States
A real ******
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Shamed
United Kingdom
Sneaky
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Anonymous
United States
Help!
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter
Steffi3 40
Classy.
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Comments (199)
50ShadesofBooty 7
Only in Ohio
NellyFC35 19
e....y?
Paws_Cat 29
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SydLovesLacey 18
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Tigertamer01 15
Hey man that's an achievement how many people do you know have had sex let alone lose their virginity in a Porta-Potty
PrincesaColombia 19
it's not like you were forced to do it in a potty
truckers_wife 23
am I seriously the only one that is concerned about whether you loved each other or not? like if it was just a one time deal with someone you didn't love, then you'll regret this for the rest of your life. but if you loved the person you were with and you had a good time, then this unique location will be a fun story to tell in the future.
maggiefox 25
"Today, I had sex in a porta potty... And then it tipped over. FML."
emi008 11
Eh, it could have been worse than that .... right ?
otecasacid 22
Doesn't matter had sex? Most of us don't lose it in the greatest locations. 6'2 in the backseat of a sedan was pretty uncomfortable
amandalynn84 14
Call me old fashion, but I lost mine in his bed.