Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt. When I turned around, I saw a man who said, "You looked like my ex from behind!" and ran off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
Today, on my way out of a coffee shop, I tripped over a curb while holding a full cup of coffee. The coffee flew in slow motion, hitting a stranger right in the face. As I stood there, frozen, I realized the puddle of coffee was now surrounding both of us. All I could do was apologize while trying to avoid a public fistfight. FML
Today, I thought I saw my ex in a crowded café, so I ducked behind a counter to avoid them. It turns out that I was hiding from a random stranger, while the barista thought I was trying to steal muffins. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML
Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML
Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, I heroically caught a falling cup of coffee that I'd knocked off the counter. I thought I'd saved the day, until I realized I didn’t actually grab the cup; I'd grabbed the hot coffee directly with my bare hand. I spent the next few seconds hopping around like a maniac while everyone in the office watched. FML
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Top comments
RobinGoodfellow 47
What an asshole. Even if you were the ex, that's a dick move.
thevelociraptor 31
Dumb ass. Sorry Op, people should always check before pouring coffee on others.
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thevelociraptor 31
Dumb ass. Sorry Op, people should always check before pouring coffee on others.
jerryj 27
You are apologizing even though it wasn't you? ...or was it? O_O
thevelociraptor 31
It's the Canadian, sorry I can't help it.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
You should never pour coffee on anyone.
TiddlesWiddles 15
I'm not Canadian and I do it.
omgitsmoe 26
What an asshole , I hope he gets the same one day FYL op
vikky538 29
yes with a double espresso shot included...
lolnothanks 18
Sorry that happened op, some people are ridiculous
omgitsmoe 26
ARE WHAT ?! ARE WHAT?! TELL US PLEASE !!
killer0689 20
seems R-E-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S TO me XD
JJTheJinx 6
Wow, the nerve of some people. Hopefully you were able to get cleaned up and that you weren't wearing a white shirt.
countryb_cth 38
And hopefully the coffee wasn't too hot and OP didn't sustain any burns.
RobinGoodfellow 47
What an asshole. Even if you were the ex, that's a dick move.
fsomelife 26
AND he's a total pussy for running away. This guy's whole personality could fit into a pair of underwear.
Faddyy6 17
Bad luck!
albertozeta_fml 9
First of all he probably deserved a kick in his ass but most of all, I think he needs a psychanalist.
Scrambled 21
"You look like an asshole from the front!" and punch him in the face.
onlychildFTW 34
Or take a tyre iron to his knees instead of the punch. Hell, kick him to the ground, put his knee over the curb and stomp on it from the front. Break his damn knees for that shit.
fsomelife 26
Some people can't put their past behind, so instead they put coffee behind their past.
dakatabg 31
Defenately not your day