Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
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Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
Today, I was babysitting, and I had to pee really, really badly. I couldn't figure out how to get the stupid toilet lock off, and ended up pissing myself. As I stood in the bathroom in tears, their child screamed, "No, no, pee-pee in the POTTY!" FML
Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML
Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML
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Top comments
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I know the individual is a child, but children should be capable of having the common sense to understand that a locked door means the toilet is occupied.
LadyRen 20
If they’re that young to try and force a locked door open: WHERE WAS THE KIDS PARENTS? They should have been watching their kid and stopped him before he went Godzilla on the lock!
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Comments (12)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I know the individual is a child, but children should be capable of having the common sense to understand that a locked door means the toilet is occupied.
Davros 12
I would've demonstrated the ancient kung fu move called Poo Flinging Monkey.
LadyRen 20
If they’re that young to try and force a locked door open: WHERE WAS THE KIDS PARENTS? They should have been watching their kid and stopped him before he went Godzilla on the lock!
RichardPencil 32
I think there’s a software bug here. I started reading a story about a Porta-Potty and there’s no part about it tipping over, covering the occupant with shit, piss and the stuff that’s so nasty that shit and piss seem ok. Probably Russian hackers trying to ruin Western Civilization.
real life problems 26
What! I had nothing to do with this one, I'm busy preparing how to rig the next election.
DragonMaiden7 15
What a little shit
Charlie Given 28
Now that's a huge shit of a kid 🤣🤣
jbuckets_404 39
OP, you didn't have time to yell "Somebody's in here! Go away!" while Jr. was still trying to get the door open? Darn! Ultimately, you have nothing to be embarrassed about. It wasn't your fault. But the kid will learn one way or the other, I guess. But how many people actually saw you up close? Probably not many, but understandably still embarrassing nonetheless. Again, not your fault. OP, keep your chin up! AND the door bolted next time! lol
Ghetis 396 11
That's when you teach the kids some choice words to punish the parents that obviously aren't paying attention
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
spartan kick
Taurus_ChicKa 37
And I'm sure the kid's parents were nowhere to be found to explain that obviously if the door won't open, there's a reason. OF course, depending on the age of the kid, he/she should have known better. /facepalm