Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Help!
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Sprinkler system
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Can't hold it in anymore
Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML
Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML
A real ******
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Sneaky
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Help!
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter
Steffi3 40
Classy.
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Comments (199)
annarcheer 19
You made the choice to do it so why put it as an FML?
ollis 17
Did you at least know the person?
IvyRizzzzoli 25
I don't know......There's not to much class with this one anyway
xleanne_aLly 23
Probably not. Sounds like a girl I knew in highschool. She got drunk at a fair near our school. Banged 7 guys at random places in 4 hours. For the next 3 years everytime she walked by people yelled out, "DIRTTY HOE. KIFEEE ASS *****." So if I were you OP, highschool is cruel. I wouldn't tell a soul.
mmmxr 11
I doubt any one would make fun of him because he is a guy. He'll probably just get a bunch I high fives.
xleanne_aLly 23
I wouldn't congradulate anyone who lost their virginity in a port-o-potty. If they banged Meghan Fox or something they miiight get a high five. But seriously OP. You guys couldn't of moved behind a car or an ally? Really had to take "doing the dirty," to the next level?
JustClaire95 13
She sounds like a real keeper... Treat her right she might let you do her in a septic tank
funsizedliz 16
How romantic ??
klipper57 12
*****
Abdul888 16
#172, The f*ck are you saying? Anyway, congratulations OP for satisfying your sexual instinct, and I hope you find a romantic place for sex next time :)
Just_A_Tree 20
As a guy, unless sex is the topic or the person is asked about it, nobody really cares if someone had sex. When one of my friends lost his virginity, nobody high five'd him, we immediately asked if he used protection, then we just kinda changed subject. That's the way it is for my friends and I anyways. Bragging is just kind of a douche thing to do. Nobody likes someone who just brags all the time, they're usually seen as immature. Although, OP's story just sounds very intriguing...
pauliegon 18
#210, but you're just a tree...
xx000o 27
Well at least you lost it.
niftyhasdelulz 12
Am I the only one who, when they read it first thought that OP said they'd lost their virginity TO a porta potty? Man i was so confused till i read #2's comment..
gracehi 33
It's alright. I wanted to lose my virginity to the song "Save Room" by John Legend and to a man who actually loved me, but that didn't work out for me either.
Bewix 14
Bad day?
gracehi 33
In retrospect.
TrippyEyes 16
Is that Darrell from walking dead riding a squirrel?
gracehi 33
It is! :)
ButHow 13
It's your fault. You chose where to do it.
AmayaR 12
Unless they were raped even thigh it shouldn't be on here or, they "lost their virginity" to sometime of stick or something.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I think we'd get that information if that were the case.
khaoticpanda 28
Exactly. Like im sure it was consensual and she/he had SOME say in the matter, so poor OP boohoo.
CandyApple88 13
OP is a guy.
AmayaR 12
Woah I did not expect y'all to hate me so much, but I was saying OP hasn't commented yet so it's best not to assume the worst.
tournamentdecide 33
And rape isn't the worse? I think OP choosing such a nasty place to lose his virginity being a YDI is the benefit of the doubt.
lkb307 21
EEEEEWWWW
asherm 15
I second that!
stupidity99 16
I don't know why this got so many down votes. A portapotty is probably one of the grossest places on earth to lose it. That said, it coulda been controlled to elsewhere.
AliGInTheHouse 24
It was downed because it is deemed immature to just say it like that. A better way of saying it is "That's disgusting".
ohSNAPyall 27
I think "ewwww" is better than "that is disgusting." More viscera. Gets the point across.
Steffi3 40
Classy.
DamnBailie 23
Shes trashy. not classy. i dont know why op even posted this. lol
deejay109 8
Let the sarcasm fly over her head
rylaii 26
What's funnier is 114 says she is sarcastic in her profile. Guess not
foxwasalamb 24
i think its that situation where people fill out shit about themselves that they WANT to be, not are
DamnBailie 23
I really didnt think about my reply to 6 tbh. I just attempted to make a funny reply and i clearly just did soooooo well. lol
DamnBailie 23
I clearly didnt put much thought into my response to #6. i attempted to make a funny reply and i just did sooooooo well. lol. My mistake.
dakatabg 31
You are one of a kind
immaloser95 28
Definitely one of a kind if he could get it up in a porta-potty.
Miss_Moody23 19
Have to disagree with you, #78. Lots of people have sex in porta-potties, especially at music festivals. When I went to Stereosonic last year, there were lines of toilets rocking from people who were *******. Quite disgusting, I made sure to not use the toilets there.
Pesticides 19
I had sex in a porta potty on a crowded beach once. It's really difficult manoeuvring to pull it off.
Kitty_Kat44 31
I have to say #107 is right. There is a musical festival that happens yearly in my area hosted by a music station. Every year they make fun of all the people they can't believe do it in the porta-potties.
The_Avatar 22
Classy buddy. Real classy.Thats on you.
people_annoy_me 23
Michael Clifford lost his virginity in a disabled public toilet :)
abc2601 20
Each to their own..
stickerm3000 4
you said it wrong..
RusticChick 27
*To each their own..
junkusernamexyz 17
You it said wrong