Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
HELP!
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
Help!
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
Kids can be so harsh
Today, I was using the bathroom and my butt stuck to the seat a little bit, so when I got up, the seat unstuck itself and came down loudly. The girl who was also in the bathroom went running out, saying that I pee with the seat up because I have balls. I spent a while trying to convince other kids that I really was a girl. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML
Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
You OK in there?
Today, I went to the bathroom at a friend’s house, used the toilet paper, and realized there was none left on the roll. I grabbed a replacement pack but it was all the way on the top shelf that was too high for me. I stood on tiptoes, balancing precariously on the toilet lid when it suddenly flipped down, knocking me off, and splashing pisswater everywhere. FML
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MDoremis 38
And I'm sure you'll never forget to put the seat down again now.
UnidentifiedFun 37
...but why can't you? ^
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MDoremis 38
And I'm sure you'll never forget to put the seat down again now.
laden_swallow09 35
Why can't you?
UnidentifiedFun 37
...but why can't you? ^
GreyJedi 10
But why can't you?
joeyl2008 29
I truly don't understand how people manage to do this. You should always check the status of the toilet. You look to make sure the seat is where you need it, make sure the seat is clean, and make sure the toilet has been flushed after its last use. All of which takes about a second and can be done as you approach the toilet.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
#49, I have fallen into the toilet many times, and I'll tell you how. It's late at night, you're tired as hell, you waddle into the bathroom with your eyes half closed, hardly manage to pull your pants down because your muscles don't feel like doin their job cause they are ready to sleep, and you sit down without looking at the toilet and bam! Your butt is in the water because the seat was up. It's very easy to do.
Badkarma4u 17
Nope, I will alwys look where I'm about to put my junk.
whysobeachy 37
#51, your butt and your junk are two very different things.
MDoremis 38
#26, in my home the toilet seat and lid both stay down at all times except while the facilities are in use. Expecting someone else to put down the toilet seat when you raised it is a ridiculous concept.
katachristic 19
Being tired is a terrible excuse for not even attempting to check your surroundings. Everyone screws up, but you've no one to blame but yourself. And why is it unreasonable for a woman to have to put the seat down because a man put it up ? You clearly expect a man to put the seat up after the woman puts it down (and then put it down again). It's not like guys do it on purpose. It just isn't important so we don't remember. I know loads of women who have absolutely no problem with basic awareness.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Why do men have to take such a stance against putting the toilet seat down? Woman ask one simple request because you are not the only person using that bathroom and men get all defensive. "Well why can't you put it down?" That's like getting out a gallon of milk from the fridge, pouring yourself a glass, and leaving the gallon on the counter. Yes, someone else can come along and put it away, but you got it out for yourself, so why should someone else put it away for you?
MDoremis 38
Exactly, 75!
squinch 16
73, let's put it this way: A man and a woman live in the same house. They each go to the bathroom two separate times, one being to urinate and the other to defecate. Three out of the four trips require the seat to be down. So why is it the woman's responsibility to have to put the seat back down because of 1/4 of the activity? It isn't. The person using the toilet is responsible for returning the toilet to its original state (INCLUDING wiping away excess urine from the top and around the sides of the bowl where you missed your target). That's like digging a hole in the ground on a path people use and then when someone trips in it telling them, "Well, you should have filled in that hole before walking on it!"
MisstressNicole 20
The way I rationalized it to my husband was: We both use it with the seat down. You occasionally put the seat up when you only have to urinate. So because it's used more often in the down position, you should make sure it's down after those few occasions when you put it up.
katachristic 19
@75 and 78: you guys really missed the part where I said that guys don't do it on purpose. If I remember, I don't mind putting the lid down if someone wants me to. But I don't think it's appropriate for someone to bitch at me for forgetting to put the seat down when they forgot to check.
katachristic 19
@82: since you took it there...that would make sense, except most people urinate WAY more often than they defecate. About two to six times as often.
Batmanmike 5
Why should he have to put it down why shouldn't women have to put it up
Coolguy211 14
Don't worry you'll be fine as long as you don't tell anyone you know that you fell into a toilet.
photographer49 22
#2 No, OP should tell everyone he knows. Not only is it funny but it spreads awareness on how annoying it is when the toilet seat is left up.
ZaiopePerSe 15
#7, putting it down when you go to sit down isn't rocket science
thefaekitten 29
#12 Putting it down after you lift it up to pee isnt rocket science either.
Syruphs 17
great now that we made it clear that it's not rocket science, both sides shouldn't complain about it and just do it themselves by either putting it back down after using it or before using it. same outcome.
alitairi 18
my opinion has always been this: putting the seat up and down is strictly part of male hygiene. just like cleaning up the toilet during a menstrual cycle is strictly pare of female hygeine. if men wants us to keep up with our hygienic after toiletry rituals, then put your damn seat down. and putting the seat down is a helluva lot less work than what women have to do.
photographer49 22
#12 I don't disagree but it's courteous to put it back down when you are done.
wordygirl 11
That's unfortunate, but now you know how it feels! Wet and nasty!
nickie_94 18
Now all you have to do is pass on the story to other men
onlychildFTW 34
But why can't girls put a seat down? It's really not that hard. Gravity will do most of the work anyways. Do girls not check and just assume the seats down just because? I don't get that. I would and do always check no matter what.
lovelesslm 12
31, because guys are the one to put the seat up so you should be the one to put it down and since both genders can use it in the down position then it needs to stay that way.
PenguinsLaugh 24
#31 (and others) - As people age, women tend to have minor incontinence issues more than men. Having the seat down can prevent having a small accident, which is no fun for anyone.
zinoxity 23
Although I've sat down on a few toilets that had the lid(s) up, I have not experienced falling in. I'm beginning to wonder... Are all the toilets that people fall into huge or something? Either way, FYL, OP.
mwali02 32
I was wondering if OP was very skinny. Either way, lousy start to the day. Let awareness of the safety hazard spread! :)
tranced_ 45
what does it has to do with you being a guy?
SecundusSecunda 27
It became a common stereotype for women to complain about men leaving the toilet seat up So OP's post reflects a "the tables have turned" moment
holly_fly 34
Usually guys are the ones that leave the seat up... he's never understood how annoying it is to fall in because if he moves it and he needs to use it, he moves it back.
kayayye 22
I have stopped counting how many times this has happened to me but I'm a girl.
Geckosrock99 33
If that happened to you so many times you stopped counting, its your own fault for not looking.
Feklfekl2222 32
15, if you're in a bit of a rush, and it's a loo you're used to, you're quite likely to just back onto it assuming it'll be fine
JinxTheQueen 16
Or if your half asleep.
joeyl2008 29
@19 how far away do you start backing up? You should be able to notice that status of the toilet seat before you turn around.
914smv 18
omg good lesson for yourself. This should happen to guys more often.
cheeeksss 29
I wouldn't wish upon people to dunk their doughnut. It's not fun for anyone.
lolbash 18
Why do you hate men?
Badkarma4u 17
No, people should look where they are about to dangle their junk. I always look at the seat status flush status, and water level. Nothing like having a toilet with a high water level and your junk touches the water.
ZaiopePerSe 15
Do you people not put the seat down if you walk in and see a raised seat? I am genuinely curious.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Don't worry, most guys have done that in their life. Now you've learned to look before you sit.
arisanator9900 20
no they haven't