stitchesgirl12
Saint Catharines, Canada
Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML
stitchesgirl12 tells us more.
OP here! No, my stitches weren't anywhere near my butt, I have a bunch on my arm. And, well.. the doctor sewed me up really tight, and I legitimately ripped them while pushing. Lmao. Not my finest moment, but definitely FML worthy. The doctors in the Niagara Region were half asleep over the Easter weekend, my sewed up wound actually looks like a ******.
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thedevilspawn 21
Did this, by any chance, happen in a porta potty where you lost your virginity?
The_Avatar 22
You know i think the real FML is how those stitches came to be in such a sensitive spot
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thedevilspawn 21
Did this, by any chance, happen in a porta potty where you lost your virginity?
zach205 24
The post of that and this one are from diffrent countries, so why would you think that?
photographer49 22
#8 it's called a joke
feven 32
When people read this comment once the fml reaches "random" they'll be so confused
gte225 11
But it's so meta.
james3005 12
Way to play on.
Randomness90 27
This made me laugh
Oblivion239 21
Is nobody going to question how this was the first comment but the post the joke is from was posted 16 mins later.
Kittyphysics 21
I giggled too.
EatUrGreens 20
#65 they don't post the fmls one by one..
imbedderdenu 23
bahahahahahahahahha I see what you did there!
Khaleesi_D 9
And did they get the stitches because of a mishap while climbing a fence?
BamBAmGG 14
Waitttt is this the same girl that had to get stitches in her ****** when she tried climbing over a fence?? lol
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Quick question Umm were the stitches on your bum?
Gillett 23
If so, how did they get it and why would they need stiches there!
AutisticAbyss 10
Simple #2, Humancentipeed!
truckers_wife 23
my guess is op just gave birth and needed stitches from tearing.
kibster9 20
Or the stitches were on her ****** from climbing a fence.
stitchesgirl12 10
My arm haha. But that would have made more sense, yes.
BamBAmGG 14
You must of been wiping reallyyyy hard to create enough force to rip stitches out of your arm OP lol
ButHow 13
I hope it's not too hard for them to stitch you back up again. FYL, op.
EPKSPARTAN 15
How did you get stitches in your asshole in the first place....
MDoremis 38
There are plenty of reasons to have stitches in that general area: surgery, birth, a unfortunate fall, and a few other more unsavory ones.
Brandi_Faith 34
Op may have had the stitches in their stomach (or somewhere near there) but popped them from pushing too hard. If op had surgery it's pretty common to have constipation after.
katachristic 19
10, what did they unfortunately fall on, a pike?
Superspiderbat 23
17 it could be a box of vegetables
MDoremis 38
#17, they could fall on a plethora of things. Driftwood at the beach, off a horse and onto a rock, balance beams for gymnasts, even just falling on their posterior. The body reacts in strange ways to trauma and the OP could have had a severe internal rip in muscle that required surgery, or the skin could have split and required stitches for clean healing, or even the tailbone chipping and requiring exploratory surgery so the bone fragment doesn't rip apart the veins. There is such a variety of things that could happen.
xleanne_aLly 23
Falling off a horse, and having your butthole fall on a stick. THAT would be the worse. FYL OP.
cheshireau 26
If OP is a woman, she may have not long ago given birth and needed stitches around her lady area after delivery. That what I'm thinking.
zach205 24
Sounds like shitty luck
skymachine 23
The only shitty thing here is this overused pun.
Novadi 22
That sounds terrible OP. Hopefully it heals soon. But what I'm wondering is, how did you get stitches near your butthole?
xxmollyxx 25
Childbirth probably
lady_lipz 7
Who said they were by the anus?
gracehi 33
Holy shit, lady. What did you eat.
Gillett 23
Dynamite!
gracehi 33
I knew it!
The_Avatar 22
You know i think the real FML is how those stitches came to be in such a sensitive spot
WildJaw 15
Maybe it was due to an unfortunate accident while climbing a fence.
The_Avatar 22
Ha! Yes i too read that FML
trickster91420 21
Have you guys never heard of child birth? I know women who have ripped all the way from the V to the A
Brandi_Faith 34
My cousin had the worst birth ever. She had a dry birth, they had to use the vacuum and she ripped hole to hole. I was around 14 at the time and it's practically scared me from having kids ever since!
clrichmond2009 24
I ripped from v to a with my youngest and let me clue you, ripping those stitches is easier than you think!
AllSoul 23
This is exactly what every pregnant woman wants to read...
angelofsaturn 23
As long as you have a good epidural you won't feel the stitches. I had a 2nd degree tear with my oldest and maybe a 1st or 2nd degree tear with my 3 week old.
tdawg91 17
I had an episiotomy with my birth, stitches suck. As for the pregnant women reading this, best to be prepared!
brittbrat135 10
Ripping anywhere down there after child birth is terrible. I didn't rip V to A i ripped V and up
ashieme2009 12
Indeed #34, I'm due any time, I'm terrified of this happening.
AllSoul 23
Good luck #82! I have 3 months left of imagining this, getting more petrified by the minute!
lady_lipz 7
#50 Whoa... What exactly do you mean (so I'm not assuming), and HOW??
shawnsmuffins 15
Does this fml happen to be by the same person who ripped their butthole, also by taking a shit