Today, it's the third night in a row that I have had a sexual dream involving another woman. I'm married and when I tried talking to my husband about pleasing me better, he told me he doesn't want to go down on me because it makes him nervous. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, right now, my husband is on the phone with his friend. Last night I had a dream I was cheating on him with this friend. FML
Today, after years of pretty much no sex from my long term partner, I admitted I was having dreams about sex with other people, hoping to get a reaction from him. However, he didn't react at all. FML
Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife won't have sex with me when she's awake OR in her dreams. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
Today, for the third night in a row, I went to bed sexually frustrated because my man turned me down for sex. I can’t even use a vibrator because he made it crystal clear that he does not want me using one, but refuses to have sex with me more than twice a month. I’m fit and attractive, so I don't know what his problem is. FML
Today, I had my first "hot" dream in a while. In the dream, my husband and I finally got cozy and comfortable, but just as we were about to start our banging, our toddlers interrupted us. So, my kids are cockblocking me even in my dreams. FML
Today, I had a sex dream, which I interrupted by having an OCD-induced panic attack because apparently we weren't using protection. My brain won't even let me enjoy the fantasy action I get in my sleep. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
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Amanda Howard 9
how does him having to please you better makes you have dreams about women? You might be bi just tossing it out there
EmDizzle2007 28
made sure to put the hetero pants on today, eh?
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Comments (14)
Amanda Howard 9
how does him having to please you better makes you have dreams about women? You might be bi just tossing it out there
RichardPencil 32
Tell him he should be nervous about you switching teams. *********** isn't the only way to please a woman. You can always work harder and bring home more money.😂
Tom O'Halloran 9
I think it is time for you AND your husband to start seeing other men...
EmDizzle2007 28
made sure to put the hetero pants on today, eh?
Dale Gulley 8
Are you well “groomed”, is there a odor issue? If no, then it’s not you for sure. It’s him. I’ve heard of these guys before. Can’t understand it, but I’ve heard of them.
EmDizzle2007 28
if the genders were swapped, there'd be a **** load of women here complaining. saying he should respect her right to refuse sexual favors and other such cluckery.
Isaac Shields 9
exactly
Vanderdale 14
Sure, but it's a give and take. Does he expect her to give ********? If yes, it's pretty selfish of him not to return the favor.
EmDizzle2007 28
it's much easier to improve the taste of a dick than a ******. he said it makes him nervous, maybe he's done it before and she made him feel like he was doing a bad job. scrutinize the post, not the situation. we'll never get 100% of the story on this site.
1known 34
Too bad for you. I just hope he’s not getting any bj from you. If he does, just stop.
oscarito415 6
Not that it’s your fault, but you’re finding out he won’t go down at all after being married..?
bltoth 8
WTF... Who's on first? What's on second and third? Can I get a cast list with pictures?