NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
stinkyhair
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Help!
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
angie24w
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
missed
United States
Sprinkler system
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Can't hold it in anymore
Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML
lookwhereyasittin
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML
never again
Bakersfield, United States
A real ******
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Shamed
United Kingdom
Sneaky
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Anonymous
United States
Help!
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
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WCARlover 35
I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter
Steffi3 40
Classy.
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Comments (199)
reeper147 14
As if you didn't have a say in the matter? Were you forced? I mean come on. This is all 100% on you
ToxicTyrael 26
*50% unless he's a rapist... Or less if there's more than two.
ohSNAPyall 27
100% on each party. It may not have been his idea, but he could have walked away at any time.
Likian5 26
Doesn't matter, had sex?
amileah13 26
I'm questioning whether you were forced or not because who the heck would lose their virginity in a ports potty :/
psshhh 17
To me, it sounds like they live with their parents and just didn't have anywhere to have sex. People do it in some strange places, but a port-a-potty is just unsanitary and disgusting. She probably just really wanted to lose her virginity SMH.
BrotherPhil 35
He.
psshhh 17
Could you tell because he had a dick or because you are one?
ToxicTyrael 26
He could tell because of OP's name.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Damn, hostile.
callalilley 18
That's pretty shitty.
ChristinePi 36
This is only an FML if you didn't have a choice.... You could have waited and done it somewhere else. YDI
awkwardeer 26
I know someone who was raped in a porta-potty. I'm assuming but still hoping that was not the case in this situation.
mukduk 21
I'm sure op would've mentioned that somewhere in the FML
DoomedGemini 38
This is very concerning to me, not that all rapes aren't. Most port-a-potties are in public places, no one helped them? Unless they just assumed it was consensual like in this case..
mld4657 28
sounds shitty....location location location
jgreer93 15
I can't even begin to imagine how this would have went down
Gillett 23
maybe it started off with some head outside of it, then she got wet and pushed him in. She then probably proceeded to jump on top of him and rode him like a Chinese bullet train!
beararm 11
Ur a dude get over it, what were u expecting, candle lit dinner and champagne?
MaydayParadexx 18
Wow sexism at its finest. Not all men are disgusting pigs, and not all women are emotional bitches. Can we please stop stereotyping?
dwood08 10
Hmmm brings back memories. Don't think that you're the first and you're definitely not going to be the last.