NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
stinkyhair
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Help!
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
angie24w
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
missed
United States
Sprinkler system
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Can't hold it in anymore
Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML
lookwhereyasittin
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML
never again
Bakersfield, United States
A real ******
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Shamed
United Kingdom
Sneaky
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Anonymous
United States
Help!
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
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WCARlover 35
I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter
Steffi3 40
Classy.
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Joshawott 21
Doesn't matter, had sex. But yeah OP, you could just said "You know, contrary to popular belief, a portable toilet isn't actually the locale that best reflects the mood befitting such an activity".
buckdharma 38
A cozy room with a privacy lock, sky lights, and blue water. It's all about how you look at things.
Steffi3 40
I don't look at it like it's a cozy room, that's for sure
EarlFug 19
Very romantic when you put it that way!
bookproblem 2
Me too and the person I'm still with the same person for a year and we are happy together:)
ziggysmommy201 10
And you're proud, why?
abNormal62 23
Please tell me you didn't have to stand on a "stool" for maximum positioning capacity
psshhh 17
Worst mental image ever. They had to want it bad to overcome the smells, the possibility of tipping it over, the myriad of things that could go wrong...
Rstein14 14
Was it a... Shitty first time?
spatula232 25
I read it as OP losing their virginity to a porta-potty. Was worried lol
nphill82 21
I vomited in my mouth a little reading that......
Paws_Cat 29
Ah, Ohio.
CaroAurelia 12
My question is, why? Not saying YDI, but... why?
PickledSweets 22
That is so disgusting. I shudder at the thought of going to the bathroom in one, let alone having sex in one. What possessed either of you to do that in a porta-potty? Actually, I probably don't wanna know....
Miss_Moody23 19
The first time I witnessed this was at a music festival where there were COPIOUS amounts of drugs. Meth, ecstacy, cocaine. The couples who stumbled out of the porta-potties definitely looked more cooked than mum's roast chook.