NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
stinkyhair
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Help!
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
angie24w
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
missed
United States
Sprinkler system
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Can't hold it in anymore
Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML
lookwhereyasittin
Den Haag, Netherlands
Today, it was the first day in my life that I fell into a toilet because someone left the toilet seat up. I'm a guy. FML
never again
Bakersfield, United States
A real ******
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML
Shamed
United Kingdom
Sneaky
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Anonymous
United States
Help!
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter
Steffi3 40
Classy.
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Comments (199)
petrine 17
This will be a great story in the future. Definitely one for the grandchildren..
gracehi 33
Hopefully it won't be the story of how their mom or dad was conceived.
AllSoul 23
Please don't tell your grandkids how you lost your virginity, even if it truly is a great story, you'll scar them for life.
I_Am_Melanie 15
How I Met Your Grandmother.
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
It would've been a better story the way I accidentally read it. "Today, I lost my virginity to a portapotty. FML."
WCARlover 35
I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter
Brandi_Faith 34
In no way is this not a ydi. I would've been worried about the germs in there. Hope you didn't catch anything like a bug or something worse.
184886837272837 32
I love how he says "FML" like he didn't just get laid...
JHPugh 19
Would you be like 'HELL YEAH! I banged some crack ***** in the city dump!' Or even saying you banged a cute girl in the dump. No. Because the dump, like the porta-pottie, is nasty as hell.
ConstantlyAnna 8
Brilliant reply. Just brilliant!
CoGhostRider 31
If the Porta can is a rocking don't come a knocking - Cam Brady
RopeRodent 4
What in his text said that he chose it? Poor guy if it was non consensual... :(
WCARlover 35
I'm pretty sure the FML would've been worded a lot differently if it weren't consensual. And the focus of it wouldn't have been the fact it was in a porta potty.
MrEatYourDog 14
#NoRagrets
cutycat136 28
You say fml, but, if you didn't want to lose it there, why would you lose it there?
iiTzNeeNerz 26
OP didn't "lose" anything. OP gave it away. In a porta-potty of all places. Ugh. The class is definitely NOT strong with that one.
AmayaR 12
FML's have to end with that honestly if he voluntarily lost his virginity he's just bragging really.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
I hope you make some better life choices and lets hope you used protection.
Steve95401 49
Not just a condom, but a toilet seat cover and taking a hot shower immediately afterward.
shawnsmuffins 15
I fell like this could have been easily avoided
victorvldv 8
That's my boy!
skymachine 23
This could've easily been avoided, unless you couldn't wait. Either way, YDI.
ChristinePi 36
They could have waited. Unless this was forced, this is completely on OP.
Clevelandians 17
Maybe it was the last time he'd see this girl he was in love with for the rest of his life because he has to go on a space mission to save the human race so they found the only place they could because he had to leave right then I feel for you, OP. Good luck in space
MechanicKayla 18
That's gross... Most have been pretty desperate ?
trickster91420 21
Hopefully you didn't get too crazy with your thrust. The situation could turn shitty real quick.