Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired for actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been fired, the other company will no longer give me the time of day. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML
Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML
Today, I returned to work after taking two days off to find I'd been fired. Why? For not being at work on those two days. Everything was agreed in writing, all trace of which has mysteriously vanished. I can't work until HR sorts it out, and nobody can tell me how long that'll take. FML
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML
Today, I was fired on my second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy". FML
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Top comments
Bebbo_fml 21
I would have told them how unprofessional they are for not knowing that I had been fired already
ragzy 7
Why is anyone saying "sue"? She was sacked and some moron of a manager failed to realise they sent a letter. Sue for what? being sacked twice? Is that a legal issue in your universe? A definite FML moment but not a lawsuit pending you ******* morons.
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Comments (43)
CoteDePablo 0
Wtf?
victoriaa52 2
Ahhh, sucks to be you.
SirObvious 1
Yeah...were going to have to let you gooo...
Keyman1212 14
Yeah, but we'll keep your resume.... 'on file' in case we have an opening. *Condescending HR Manager*
Duoceros 22
You're lucky OP, only a matter of time before that ship sank.
alexsam_fml 10
am I the only one who feels the letter was fake :(
bluebell707 13
Dang luck is not in your side today
clumsychik 1
This is probably the same person who corrected their bosses grammar.
EvilPotato 15
*on*, I don't like to correct grammar, but I'm picturing something really weird from that sentence.
iFizzgig 11
Like a patch of four leaf clovers sprouting from their abdomen?
bamagrl410 31
15 I was thinking something similar, but I literally busted out laughing when I read your comment because it caused me to picture it.
sakura_girl 14
Bad times! But I've got to say, your postal service seems much more efficient than mine.
Bebbo_fml 21
I would have told them how unprofessional they are for not knowing that I had been fired already
ThreeSheetsGone 12
They were just making sure OP got the memo. Some people get fired and go back to work the next day anyway.
Daralea 21
I just seems OP got fired FOR not showing up to work after she got fired.
upyourzlolz 11
And for not redialing, you will receive an email for being fired from being fired.
senseisuncommon 7
hopefully they fired the wrong person the 1st time, so ask them about it. if not, prank calling is always fun.
zanguard 0
Sounds like a really elaborate plot to find a reason to fire you.
PinkFun1969 9
So what does your pic say? what does it mean?? How did u get it to jump? ;-)
plasticspoon 0
Your pic is awesome
plasticspoon 0
Your pic is awesome
Jasonf6 0
Lawsuit
NoLongerExists 11
OH YEAH LETS ******* SUE You sneeze? Sue. Use "Your" instead of "You're"? Sue. Your dog's crap smells like shit? Sue. Sometimes I wonder if people know how time-consuming and stressful it can be. And I'm not even talking about money. Sometimes it's not worth it, even if you have a case.
NoLongerExists 11
I swear I'm not PMSing, I swear! lol I know I sound a bit (lot) bitchy :/
fmlcurtain 4
Try to just keep on working there. Maybe nobody notices..^^
fmlrightnowww 11
They might not notice to pay you either