Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
ThunderThighs
Flemington, United States
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Anonymous
Jakarta, Indonesia
Can't take the L
Today, I lied to my father. I told him I got money yesterday. In fact, I just got fired yesterday. I kept a really happy jolly voice when I spoke to him on the phone. FML
Fatass
Knoxville, United States
Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML
Hungry
Brisbane, Australia
Cheat day
Today, I conveniently "forgot" to write down a bunch of stuff, including a huge kebab, in my Weight Watchers food journal. FML
LP
United States
Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML
jammy
United States
Don't attempt this
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
mattlikesfunions
Federal Way, United States
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
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shithappens2memo 0
why? who else reads it?
i_wuz_nver_here 31
she's cheating on her diary with a sexy little journal.
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Comments (221)
perdix 31
How do we know you're not lying about lying to your diary? Oh, what a tangled web we weave...
kayvan 8
The first step to being able to actually change something is confronting reality. Start telling yourself (and others!) the real numbers, then start taking action and tracking the numbers. Your weight will start moving in the right direction soon.
shawn_11 0
you may need some drugs to help you.
hofffyyy 0
lol
VaBeach182 0
I can't stop laughing at this one
kiki_smythe 0
I don't know why you are saying fml. more like f my lifestyle :o better make some changes!
mintcar 10
HAHAHAHAHA. This makes absolutely no sense. HAHA.
ahmedd_fml 4
who gives a shit
lets_be_ian 5
is it just me or does anyone else fail to see the logic behind lying to your diary about your weight just to get on the internet and tell everyone else in the world that you did so. What if word gets back to the diary?
wriptidez 0
try low carbs?
danz123 7
Huh? You lied to an inanimate object? The whole point of diaries is for you to pour all your feelings into them in the form of writing, categorized into days/weeks/months of the year. You have missed the whole point of having a diary. Are you really that insecure? You don't need sympathy, what you need may lean more towards psychological help.