Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
ThunderThighs
Flemington, United States
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Anonymous
Jakarta, Indonesia
Can't take the L
Today, I lied to my father. I told him I got money yesterday. In fact, I just got fired yesterday. I kept a really happy jolly voice when I spoke to him on the phone. FML
Fatass
Knoxville, United States
Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML
Hungry
Brisbane, Australia
Cheat day
Today, I conveniently "forgot" to write down a bunch of stuff, including a huge kebab, in my Weight Watchers food journal. FML
LP
United States
Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML
jammy
United States
Don't attempt this
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
mattlikesfunions
Federal Way, United States
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
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shithappens2memo 0
why? who else reads it?
i_wuz_nver_here 31
she's cheating on her diary with a sexy little journal.
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Comments (221)
nullify1337 0
so did anne frank
Darkhatchling 0
not like your diary can call you out anyway. but that's f'd up that you actually lied to your diary. whats worse is that you felt guilty and decided post an FML so yeah, your life sucks. FYL
DncrHap 9
well. diaries are such bitches.
xxxxshanexxxx 0
"dont be insecure girL" LoL
flickyourbic1223 7
"you got yo'self a French name."
sweet_candy_ 17
Stop lying to yourself. How is that going to help you? you will never change. just accept your weight the way it is and workout maybe there will be a day where you will have a diary entry with you being happy about your weight.
The_Voytek_Bear 14
Than start working on yourself! I lost 20 kgs but lies weren't the means...
oblio 0
because no one else would believe you?
MuffyStJacques 0
Face the truth and it will motivate you to get to that goal weight. (Hopefully you aren't anorexic/bulimic, though.)
lmaoatall 6
and how do we know your telling the trueth about this fml? hmmm!
figureskates2344 6
just start eating a little healthier and make exercising fun! pick up a sport, like swimming or running. It'll come off before you know it :)
jonbigcountry421 0
hello