Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the restaurant I work at, I gave a man back his change and told him to enjoy the sunny day. He replied by dramatically saying that the sun was his mortal enemy. Thinking he was joking, I asked him if he was a vampire. Turns out he has skin cancer. FML
Today, I was feeling sad and depressed at work, when a customer said, “Smile. It’s nice and sunny outside.” Sunny weather makes me depressed. FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, I was at work when a customer came up to me and asked where and what I used to get my tan. I'm Indian. FML
Today, I sat a client down for his haircut. He pulled off his hat and his hair was dripping wet. I asked him if he had just washed it. He responded, "No, but isn't it a hot day out?" No, it's twenty degrees and overcast today. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML
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Top comments
LolaD18 1
Who doesn't like the sun?: Vampires Skin Cancer Patients Me Badly sunburned people That guy that pwnd you
alpaquette91 9
oh burn ;)
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alpaquette91 9
oh burn ;)
EnaBoC 5
Literally
Fruit_Dealer 9
Its a hot topic!
spearhead 5
26...just sit in the corner for now
Fruit_Dealer 9
God can't have fun anymore without getting my face roasted.
a7x_RoCk3r 12
No, Your name explains why.
bravesfan112233 0
vampires don't like the sun. that's 2 people
rallets 23
cause vampires are 1 person
alpaquette91 9
no talking about twilight on my post... I don't like throwing up
seanders 10
When I was a kid vampires sucked blood, not dick.
largefoofighter 0
if there was no twilight I couldn't wait outside the theater and get 15 year old girls! get some!!!!
aimbug 42
Dude..?
i_wuz_nver_here 31
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haha. still it's better than shitty ass rain.
LolaD18 1
Oh? But "Shitty ass" rains my favourite weather :D
i_wuz_nver_here 31
15. now that I think about it, it sorta sounds like it's raining diarrhea.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I like the snow :D sunny days can go die, imma go live in a igloo :)
mfmylifesrsly 30
snow and rain ftw! oh and Sean I thought that was a thong on your pussy for a second lol
morgan320 0
41, isnt that normal?
ugliness 6
snow and rain ftw!!!!!!!!!!!! I get light sensitive migraines so I hate sunlight >_<
YacL 15
I get migraines and heat stroke easily, so I really don't like the sun. I like the rain much better.
Kokonutz 0
35 - come to Canada, we've got plenty of snow.
nullify1337 0
first
i_wuz_nver_here 31
it's even more irritating when people say their first and they're not even right.
alpaquette91 9
fail I was first
i_wuz_nver_here 31
fail u replied to the wrong comment...
alpaquette91 9
I don't know how that got on you comment lol sorry
i_wuz_nver_here 31
haha. wat happened to that comment anyways? damn antiflood
Hugh_Spreadum 4
F his life, not yours.
jenna_rae 0
what's a mealouis????
Tuesdays76 0
A non malignant cancer tumor on the surface. Generally skin cancer, but not always.
jenna_rae 0
so it's like allergy to the sub
jenna_rae 0
*sun*
ceddyz17 10
does he like his eggs sunny side up atleast?
LolaD18 1
Who doesn't like the sun?: Vampires Skin Cancer Patients Me Badly sunburned people That guy that pwnd you
i_wuz_nver_here 31
wouldn't the guy go under the cancer category? ooh and add me to the list. but I only hate the sun when it's bright out and ends up being like 20 degrees
Hugh_Spreadum 4
I'm several of those like: badly sunburnt, guy who pwned you, and me. I still love the sun, especially bright and 20+ degree days.
Angel_Vice 0
I hate the sun. :P
mmedeiros14 0
You guys mean 20 degrees celcius right
bgo7 0
who doesn't like the sun? that's like saying you don't like food. such fuckery!
rocketeer_97 1
without the sun, we would all die. so be greatful for the sun !
theian01 3
I prefer cold weather. I'd rather be shivering than sweating, because you don't need to take a shower when you shiver. Cold also helps with getting girls too. "Oh, you look cold, let me warm you up."
MuchDance90s 0
I need showers and baths when I'm cold. Hot water heats me better than other methods.
codyjohn17 5
Why don't vampires like the sun? Then they sparkle!!!!
Narttu 20
While I appreciate the sun for allowing us to live on this planet, I still don't like hot and sunny days. Give me cold and rainy any day :)
silentxninja 13
Hahaha good one. xP
Jrefinne 7
Most people do like the sun, until they get skin cancer. What a shame.
rattusrattus 19
I hate it and I don't have skin cancer, nor have I had skin cancer. I just love the pallor.
TraceCase_ 19
Well, we wouldn't exist at all without the sun.
Jrefinne 7
We wouldn't exist without rain either.
IgnorantAmerican 0
Rain wouldn't exist without the sun.
officeradvil 8
answer to life? Hydrogen
nullify1337 0
god damn lag...i hope his day goes brighter...
sepdps 0
shiit. hopefully you won't run into him again:p